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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane Aug 7

    "And then... the Prime Minister invited me to come and have a cup of tea with him, and offered me $440 million and said I could spend it however I liked. And when I got back, the money was already in my bank account... ...which was nice."

    3:31 PM - 7 Aug 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Kath‏ @Notblindfaith Aug 7
        Replying to @BernardKeane @Wil_Anderson

        I wonder how the late, great John Clarke would have portrayed this with his partner in satire, Brian Dawe.

        2 replies 7 retweets 64 likes
      3. The Cathy Wilcox‏ @cathywilcox1 Aug 7
        Replying to @Notblindfaith @BernardKeane @Wil_Anderson

        “And how do you plan to protect the reef?” “Well, the name, for a start, plus our nice website, some pictures of turtles...”

        4 replies 29 retweets 121 likes
      4. Say No To Murdoch’s IPA  🔥 🤬 🔥‏ @17thCard Aug 7
        Replying to @cathywilcox1 @Notblindfaith and

        “...we’ll be looking to some sponsorship - of course!”

        2 replies 4 retweets 17 likes
      5. J.P. Quinton‏ @eljimberino Aug 7
        Replying to @17thCard @cathywilcox1 and

        Storm in a tea cup, Brian, this a complete and utter storm in a tea cup, we didn’t ask for this storm, but now we have to weather the storm in a tea cup, Brian.

        2 replies 7 retweets 66 likes
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      2. LaLegale‏ @LaLegale Aug 7
        Replying to @BernardKeane @wilde_gio

        Murdoch is the propaganda arm (UK, USA, Aus) of the Zionist world-wide war against Islam. He is a Zionist Jew and Papal Knight. Also a member of the Council on Foreign Relations. Australian PM Turnbull is entitled to Israeli citizenship via maternal antecedents in breach of s44.

        2 replies 15 retweets 16 likes
      3. blakandblack‏ @BlakandBlack Aug 8
        Replying to @LaLegale @BernardKeane @wilde_gio

        Um , a Zionist Jew and a Papal Knight. Aren’t the two beliefs somewhat juxtaposed?

        2 replies 6 retweets 8 likes
      4. Marc Harrington‏ @MarcHar1950 Aug 8
        Replying to @BlakandBlack @LaLegale and

        Murdoch could be a Catholic and a Zionist or a Jew and a Zionist. Maybe even a Jewish convert to Catholicism and a Zionist. But, he can’t be all of a Catholic, a Jew and a Zionist. Believe me I’m a Jew and a Zionist, but I ain’t no Catholic!

        4 replies 7 retweets 9 likes
      5. blakandblack‏ @BlakandBlack Aug 8
        Replying to @MarcHar1950 @LaLegale and

        Hold the phone Sammy Davis Jr was a “one eyed, black, Catholic, Jew!”

        1 reply 5 retweets 8 likes
      6. Marc Harrington‏ @MarcHar1950 Aug 8
        Replying to @BlakandBlack @LaLegale and

        ...but, he wasn’t a Zionist!

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. Watershedd‏ @Watershedd Aug 8
        Replying to @MarcHar1950 @BlakandBlack and

        And he wasn't a knight!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      8. blakandblack‏ @BlakandBlack Aug 8
        Replying to @Watershedd @MarcHar1950 and

        And unlike Ol’ blue eyes he could sing

        0 replies 3 retweets 6 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. Joanna Mendelssohn‏ @oldlillipilli Aug 7
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Meanwhile it takes about 6 months to write a credible #ARC application, which is then reviewed by the university's research office for compliance, then peer reviewed x3, then to College of Experts with c20% "success" where success = 50% of funds requested #auspol

        5 replies 20 retweets 55 likes
      3. Dr Jo Arciuli‏ @JArciuli Aug 7
        Replying to @oldlillipilli @elfriesen @BernardKeane

        Up to 5 peer reviewers sometimes!

        0 replies 4 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Gerard McGarry‏ @mcgarryger Aug 8
        Replying to @BernardKeane

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      2. Kevin Russell‏ @KevRuss58 Aug 7
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Normally gifts such as this would be well documented on a White Board, unfortunately it was being used to hide Cash at the time. 😁

        1 reply 6 retweets 34 likes
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      2. I have ?s‏ @OzQuestionTime Aug 7
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        cant tell if satire or serious 🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Bea Pate‏ @beathere13 Aug 7
        Replying to @OzQuestionTime @BernardKeane

        Seems impossible to distinguish satire from so called reality these days.

        0 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
      4. End of conversation

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