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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane Jul 23

    Logs onto twitter. Sees everyone took twice the usual number of angry pills Logs off again.

    4:48 AM - 23 Jul 2018
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    • Suzy Manigian David Menere Gwynne Brennan juju01@juniper13 AndyTänk Duneland🇦🇺 Rob near The Otways Kate ferguson Gay🌈Anarchist
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      2. The Cathy Wilcox‏ @cathywilcox1 Jul 24
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Have you had a curmudgectomy?

        4 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Andrew Stafford‏ @staffo_sez Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Who are you and what have you done with the old Bernard

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Asher Wolf‏Verified account @Asher_Wolf Jul 23
        Replying to @staffo_sez @BernardKeane

        Shush. I like the new Bernard.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Andrew Elder‏ @awelder Jul 23
        Replying to @Asher_Wolf @staffo_sez @BernardKeane

        Bernard Keane is like Melbourne weather, even if you are pleased it won't last

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Order No.227‏ @AnthonyCole68 Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Just because you're on bloody calmness journey Bernard no need to take it out on us 🤣

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      1. Wayne Thompson‏ @WG_THOMPSON Jul 24
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Well ... it’s Election time .... you know what it’s like at Election time. It’s that time when we show our utter frustration, madness & desperation - when the Twitterati come flying out of trenches throwing truth bombs in the vain hope it will make the difference on Election Day!pic.twitter.com/sZltkaRgPt

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      1. Evanovitch Waltonovski-Bot‏ @Gruffy666 Jul 24
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        This makes me quite cross... ...need more pills.

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      1. Reg Howes‏ @efrustration Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        YOU HAVING A GO AT ME SMART ARSE!

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      1. Soula Papadopoulos‏ @SoulaPapadopo Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Adorable.

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      1. Matthew Spillane‏ @SpillaneMj Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        obvs didn’t see a dockless bike today

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      1. Brett Carter‏ @brettcarter62 Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Cruel to be kind

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      1. Jenny Harrison‏ @jennyh17 Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        I’m trying so hard to remain sane. Gets harder every day. (Saw you in Woden last week - made my day.)

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      1. The Lucky General‏ @LJPatton Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        #NoAnonymousSledging – Time to clean up the Internet? http://theluckygeneral.biz/2018/06/23/noanonymoussledging-time-to-clean-up-the-internet/ …

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      1. Joe Ortenzi  🇨🇦  🇮🇹  🇬🇧  🇦🇺‏ @wheelyweb Jul 23
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Have you run out? I seem to have an endless supply.

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