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Alleged writer and Crikey politics editor. These days mainly here for the greyhounds.

Canberra
crikey.com.au
Joined February 2009

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    Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane Jul 16

    I just went downstairs for a cup of tea and accidentally claimed I had a military medal for several years without meaning to. My bad.

    5:48 PM - 16 Jul 2018
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    71 replies 453 retweets 1,485 likes
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      2. amanda meade‏Verified account @meadea Jul 16
        Replying to @BernardKeane @profsarahj

        Hahha I was thinking the same thing! Like the guy who says the object stuck in his rectum got there when he fell over

        4 replies 3 retweets 27 likes
      3. Bernard Keane‏Verified account @BernardKeane Jul 17
        Replying to @meadea @profsarahj

        "You fell on a broom, vicar? I imagine that must be somewhat uncomfortable?"

        1 reply 3 retweets 10 likes
      4. Nathan Lee‏ @NathanLee Jul 17
        Replying to @BernardKeane @meadea @profsarahj

        My doctor sister says it is amazing how many "items" that people presenting to emergency happen to have fallen on are left lying around the house stored in condoms.

        1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Holistic Bot Wombat‏ @3wombats Jul 16
        Replying to @BernardKeane @TerrySerio

        Can’t get into my kitchen for the PMs African Gangs 🙄

        1 reply 3 retweets 33 likes
      3. DuchessDukeKatty‏ @nielsentaya Jul 16
        Replying to @3wombats @TrishCasey69 and

        As long as they do some cookin'!

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
      4. Holistic Bot Wombat‏ @3wombats Jul 16
        Replying to @nielsentaya @TrishCasey69 and

        I do like African food 👍🏻

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
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      2. Gerard Williams‏ @GerardWRW Jul 16
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Understandable. I once took the dog for a walk and came home with a Purple Heart pinned to my shirt. Could have happened to anyone, right?

        2 replies 3 retweets 25 likes
      3. Linda‏ @lgc27 Jul 17
        Replying to @GerardWRW @BernardKeane

        Considering that the Purple Heart is an American medal, it’s extraordinary 👏👏

        0 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
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      2. julie‏ @juliecorb Jul 16
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Congratulations lol Choked with laughter on my coffee

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Jenny d'Arcy‏ @TheSpiritOfByBy Jul 16
        Replying to @juliecorb @BernardKeane

        Are you absolutely sure it was coffee and not a Victoria Cross?

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Vote this mob of corrupt IPA hacks out!  🤦🏽‍♂️‏ @bigemlilorgan Jul 17
        Replying to @TheSpiritOfByBy @juliecorb @BernardKeane

        It was a Victorian Hot Cross bun - easily confused with a cup of tea #stolenvalour

        0 replies 4 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Australian Kitsch‏ @OzKitsch Jul 16
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        pic.twitter.com/mycbRdnGTS

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Pup Fiction‏ @jjjove Jul 16
        Replying to @OzKitsch @BernardKeane

        Updating my CV..brb #auspolpic.twitter.com/krZAMMTFOG

        0 replies 4 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Andrew P Street‏Verified account @AndrewPStreet Jul 17
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        It's so easy to do. I got up, put on coffee, changed my son's nappy, claimed unearned military honours, got him dressed for childcare…

        1 reply 3 retweets 19 likes
      3. Will McDougall‏ @WillMcDougall Jul 17
        Replying to @AndrewPStreet @BernardKeane

        It's a shame he didn't say he got a VC in Vietnam. Could have been easily passed off as a typo saying he actually got a VD in Vietnam.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Bill‏ @Curlew01 Jul 16
        Replying to @BernardKeane @j4gypsy

        It’s called Stolen Valour and veterans hate it.pic.twitter.com/crJJaqEpIB

        0 replies 6 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Terry Sweetman‏ @Terrytoo69 Jul 16
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        Extraordinary online responses to Courier story from LNP supporters. You would expect these people to be merciless when it comes to false claims for medals.

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      2. la vita è bella‏ @lavitaebella_au Jul 17
        Replying to @BernardKeane

        "My mother filled in the form for me."

        2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
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