Hahha I was thinking the same thing! Like the guy who says the object stuck in his rectum got there when he fell over
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"You fell on a broom, vicar? I imagine that must be somewhat uncomfortable?"
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My doctor sister says it is amazing how many "items" that people presenting to emergency happen to have fallen on are left lying around the house stored in condoms.
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Can’t get into my kitchen for the PMs African Gangs

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As long as they do some cookin'!
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I do like African food
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Understandable. I once took the dog for a walk and came home with a Purple Heart pinned to my shirt. Could have happened to anyone, right?
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Considering that the Purple Heart is an American medal, it’s extraordinary

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Congratulations lol Choked with laughter on my coffee
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Are you absolutely sure it was coffee and not a Victoria Cross?
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It was a Victorian Hot Cross bun - easily confused with a cup of tea
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It's so easy to do. I got up, put on coffee, changed my son's nappy, claimed unearned military honours, got him dressed for childcare…
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It's a shame he didn't say he got a VC in Vietnam. Could have been easily passed off as a typo saying he actually got a VD in Vietnam.
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Extraordinary online responses to Courier story from LNP supporters. You would expect these people to be merciless when it comes to false claims for medals.
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"My mother filled in the form for me."
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