Berlaymonster

@Berlaymonster

Thirtieth-best EU Effluencer 2021. Haemorrhaging influence like an old continent. Full of sound and furry.

Joined January 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Jan 2021

    BREAKING: BERLAYMONSTER RELAUNCHES WITH NEW LOOK AND CLICKBAIT "ANTICLIMAX REVEAL"

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  2. 15 hours ago

    I have some questions.

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    NEW: Emails and documents show just how closely Italian, French, German and Austrian politicians coordinate with Moscow. An investigation by , Martin Laine, and for in collaboration with Dossier Center, , etc.:

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    “'Once Bettel threatened to call him a third time he crumbled,' said a Kremlin source. Putin relented and accepted every single one of Bettel’s requests." Rich detail in this scoop from

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    Mar 24

    Breaking news: Putin pulls out troops after stern talking to from Luxembourg PM Xavier Bettel “Once Bettel threatened to call him a third time he crumbled,” said a Kremlin source.

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  6. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    Remember that Ukrainian soldier who refused to surrender and told the Russian warship to go fuck itself? Someone’s now trying to copyright his infamous quote with the EU’s trademark agency

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  7. Mar 21

    BREAKING: NO BORIS AT EU SUMMIT DUE TO SHORTAGE OF INTETPRETERS WHO CAN TRANSLATE WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS HE SPEAKS

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  8. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    I guess this means no EU Council invite…

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  9. Retweeted
    Replying to

    Here's a thought: let's start a supra-national peace project, a pay-for-admission club of principled state actors who will stand up for freedom and democracy and boldly put lives on the line to face down tyranny. The market seems wide open at the moment.

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    I've already signed up for the daily newsletter and donated to the kickstarter

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  11. Mar 18

    Some professional news: Am thinking of starting a business. Looking for business partners. Particularly ones with a business idea, cos frankly I am drawing a blank so far. Nooooo idea.

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  12. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    I don’t know how these people sleep at night.

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    Sicher, liebe Kollegen von der ? Ganz sicher, sicher, sicher?

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  14. Mar 14

    The vast majority of lobbying efforts are entirely ineffectual.

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    What’s the deeply-held view you have that would get you excommunicated from the Brussels bubble? Here’s mine - Exki is actually fine

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    EXCLUSIVE: Putin And Schröder To Co-Host True Crime Podcast On Spotify

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  17. Mar 8

    Recent history shows there's a risk they'll think clapping is enough...

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 7

    I see Christian Lindner is a new member of the European Leaders' Turtleneck Association, joining club president Emmanuel Macron and social secretary Charles Michel.

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 5

    It might blow your mind but Twitter allows you to tweet about a phone conversation withouth a picture of yourself. And, wait for it, you can also tweet about a phone conversation with no picture at all!! Amazing stuff.

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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 5
    Replying to

    These are not sanctions, these are special financial operation

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  21. Mar 4

    "Frank and constructive conversation with . Called upon him to release family and delivered useful reminder of our competences."

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