Benjamin SiemonOvjeren akaunt

@BenjaminJS

LGBT TV Animation Writer. Improviser. OK Puppeteer. "Golden Girls" enthusiast. Grocery Clerk w/ half an eyelid. Here's My Puppet Musical:

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. Who knew I would ever be proud of something Mitt Romney did.

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  2. It’s crazy that after the Senate votes today Trump will still be impeached for all time and he can never escape that.

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  4. Buttigieg is the result of a wish granted by an evil genie where the master wished "let a gay man be president" and then the genie said "granted, a goober gay man will be president" and the master screams "I didn't say goober!" and the genie cackles "you didn't NOT say a goober!"

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  8. He ran the like a segment on "Ellen." How much earlier could they have been reunited if not waiting for a stunt?

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  9. Not watching the so I'll have to imagine a bunch of weird sniffing in my head.

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  10. Some would claim Susan Collins has a shaky voice because of spasmodic dysphonia but it also occurs when you spend your entire life wavering between two positions and then always choose the wrong one.

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  11. I don't want to see that picture of all the red hats on a plane anymore.

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  12. Despite the chaos in Iowa that 49% of Americans would say in a legitimate poll that they approve of Donald Trump should be the most terrifying thing to happen today.

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  13. "Well, the app company did as you asked. It's done." "Excellent. Chaos will reign." "Is this really how we want to win the election, Chasten?" <SLAP> "Chasten, stop! You're hurting me!" "Nothing will stop me from decorating the White House, you sad little mayor from South Bend!"

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  14. I gotta admit "Mayor Pete paid a crooked app company to steal the election" is not the conspiracy theory I expected this morning.

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  15. "The first three notes just happen to be do re mi!" "Do re mi!" "Do re mi fa so la ti... oh, let's so if I can make it easier" "You don't need to, we were getting it" "No, you brats are dense. I'll need a whole wordplay thing if I expect you dumb dumbs to remember anything"

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  16. So this is just all gonna be an entire clusterfuck until Nov, huh?

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  17. The Iowa caucus is insane and every 4 years we talk about how crazy it is and then we never do anything to change it.

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  18. The title of my post is "Mail Fraud"

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  19. Getting some real good feedback from my neighbors on NextDoor where I posted in detail about being a victim of mail fraud and some people have commented "this sounds like it might be mail fraud."

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  20. Republicans: “I can’t vote to impeach the president for trying to illegally interfere in an election because it would be overturning an election and elections are very important to me.”

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