Ben Rudolph’s Tweets

Jan 17, 2021

A handy pocket guide for what I talk about on Twitter... ✅ Microsoft ✅ Video games ✅ Art, music, movies, TV ✅ Sports ✅ Science ✅ Family/parenting ✅ Technology ✅ Travel ✅ Food ✅ Martial arts & self-defense ✅ Presentations & public speaking ❌ Politics

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ITS Congresses and 9 others

Jeremy M. Goldberg

@JeremyMGoldberg

Sep 20

Great day 1 at #ITSWC2022 including meeting up with

@microsoft

colleagues, partners and 🌞 weather!

Sep 19

Yesterday I lifted legs. Crushed it on the angled sled and seated press, ready to go up on weight on both. Then we spent the day moving, and I took about 100 trips up and down the stairs. This was a bad combination.

Sep 18

Me: Chest presses 425lbs. A titan among men. Also me: Hurts back carrying a box of kids t-shirts.

Lascivious 4NG3L - Ghost Clan (Worms Armageddon)

Sep 18

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@gun_toucher

· Sep 16

lmao. the kids are killing the reply gif industry

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Peter Cohen

@flargh

Sep 17

The Old Testament calls six-winged angels seraphim. It isn't until the Neue Testament that they call two-winged angels sans-seraphim (Book of Helvetica 6:1)

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John "Be Kind" Hazen

@johnhazen

Sep 16

After almost 30 years at Microsoft, I am retiring and today is my last day 'in the office.' It has been a journey of a lifetime and a blessing. May my legacy be the people I invested in, not the products I delivered. Love to so many I was privileged to work alongside. ♥️💚 💙💛

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Sep 17

Had myself a Very Good Arms & Shoulders Day™ Ready to up weight on shoulder presses and dumbell tricep extensions, moved about 13% more total volume than last time.

Microsoft Innovation & Policy Center and 7 others

Jeremy M. Goldberg

@JeremyMGoldberg

Sep 15

🎙️Episode 8 is out today, featuring Ratna Amin Chair of the Board

@TransitCenter

for former

@SPUR_Urbanist

#Urbanist #transportation Check it out here👇🏻 wwps.microsoft.com/episodes/be-ni

Sep 15

Total time spent with

@XfinitySupport

without any resolution of my issue: 5.5 hours and counting. What a joke.

Sep 15

"Why do women live longer than men?" 🤔

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Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

· Sep 14

We idolize sports ball heroes too much on our page. Time to honor a real hero. Troy Hurtubise, who is seen below testing out his Grizzly Bear protection suit. Dudes rock.

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Not my favorite actor, but Raul Julia in Street Fighter has to be top 5 for "Great actors in garbage movies"

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· Sep 14

What’s your favorite actor’s worst movie?

Scott Hanselman

@shanselman

Why are people upset NOW?!? I love the #LittleMermaid

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Live, not love. Sure could use that edit button,

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· Sep 14

10 years ago today, I was on stage at the @microsoft company meeting, hosting Smoked by Windows Phone LOVE in front of 30,000 of my closest friends. #microsoftlife

10 years ago today, I was on stage at the

@microsoft

company meeting, hosting Smoked by Windows Phone LOVE in front of 30,000 of my closest friends. #microsoftlife

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Drew Scanlon

@drewscanlon

Sep 12

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at BlinkingGuy.com

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As a dad of 8, I *looooove* this idea. Let's make it happen,

@Xbox

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Louisa

@LouisatheLast

· Sep 12

Babysitting a 4 year old has me convinced that what video games need is “little buddy mode,” where a kid can have a character that just jogs along with you and can help/get their own encouraging score but cannot be harmed

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Left shoulder has been consistently nagging me since June. Booked an ortho appointment yesterday, scheduled for Friday Today I have no pain whatsoever. Sigh.

Time to play.... ...CALL OF FLUETY

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elliott

@elliottgray

· Sep 13

this is the future of esports

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*heavy breathing*

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Rare Ltd.

@RareLtd

· Sep 13

25 years after its original release, experience GoldenEye 007 faithfully recreated for Xbox consoles. Includes achievements, 4K resolution and a smoother framerate – even in split-screen local multiplayer! Coming soon to @XboxGamePass.

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Total time logged with

@XfinitySupport

via chat and phone today = 2.75 hours.

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Sep 12

Reasonable, consistent food and a full bar at reasonable, consistent prices, strategically placed in high-traffic areas? THEIR SUCCESS IS A MYSTERY.

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Alex

@anothercohen

· Sep 10

I don’t understand how the following restaurants are still in business: - Chilis - Applebees - Olive Garden - Red Lobster

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Moving.

makes it sooooo haaaard to find a better plan and rate. :/

Oh, Bungles....

Me, seeing I don't have to pay for

@XboxGamePass

until August 2023 because of my #microsoftrewards points.

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Sep 11

UPDATE: Make that 11 months.

Just cashed in my Microsoft Rewards. Scored 9 free months of

@XboxGamePass

*AND* $56 in

@bing

rebates. If you're not using #microsoftrewards, you're literally leaving money on the table.

Thanks

for reintroducing Twitter to my great uncle, legendary NBA referee Mendy Rudolph.

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· Sep 11

I liked the NBA better back when most of the referees looked like guys Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro whacked in Goodfellas.

Sep 10

Pretty good arms/shoulders day today. Still feeling a little tweak in my left shoulder 😕

Sep 10

Confirmed. Keep your hands out of the bag, or you're pulling back a stump.

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· Sep 10

Bag fries belong to dad. Everybody knows that.

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I just took a photo of the full moon at 79x on my S22 Ultra and it's.....incredible?

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Oliver Anwar

@theoliveranwar

Sep 9

A big mistake I see guys make when trying to build muscle is training like a cross fitter. You don't need circuits, triple drop sets and minimal rest times. You need to train like a bodybuilder. Lift heavy. Get stronger each workout. Sweating ≠ muscle gain

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· Sep 10

This sweet bastard is 49 years old and now a freshman college football player. We’re all with you, you glorious motherfucker.

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