Hello Michigan Morning Edition friends! Link to buy the book is above, and here’s an excerpt/adaptation about Jim Harbaugh if you want to read more …
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THE HOT SEAT (a book about college football, Jim Harbaugh, American society, and existing as a human being) is available now anywhere books are sold!
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What’s the sad singer songwriter song about riding the F train I used to listen to? By Josh Ritter maybe?
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they need to un-ban meat and fire for this one, for sure
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Fun nugget in this piece I just edited: it got so bad someone proposed banning meat, drink or fire to make more deadlock unbearable. washingtonpost.com/made-by-histor
My wife and I will get deeply annoyed at how much our oldest (boy/girl) kids "fight" (whining, yelling, light pushing) and then we'll hang out with a family with > 1 boy and within 15 minutes someone gets punched square in the face or tackled at full speed into asphalt
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The stream of profanities I mutter when someone starts talking about their daughters sitting quietly and playing without punching each other or running headfirst into walls twitter.com/owojeloche/sta…
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Who are the major Serious Public Figures (business, politics, etc.) who are known to have participated in college acapella ... Jon Ossoff, who else
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In a scheme the authorities said was inspired by the film “Office Space,” a software engineer siphoned more than $300,000 from his employer by writing code that wired money into a personal account. nyti.ms/3vBjXm7
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I suspect, to my horror, that there may well be some Frankenstein coalition created from this impasse, an abhorrent manifestation of House rule that America has never witnessed and the American people have never authorized.
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willing to embed outside Snow's barbecue for a HOT SEAT followup about 2023 texas a&m. DM with offers. be specific about food budget
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Replying to @janecoaston
DJ DURKIN IS ON THIS STAFF
AND STEVE ADDAZIO
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can someone send me that thread of Bolsonaro ailments, like the pants rash and getting attacked by a bird
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Oh no! I sold my watch to pay for your hair combs!
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Had Trump not forced out the members who voted to impeach him, McCarthy likely would have had the votes.
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I don’t like too much cumin in refried beans. If this offends u maybe u should go back to ur “safe space”!!!
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Some of these kids’ movies need to be 50, 60, 200 minutes longer.
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They should be called the Washington Clowns because of all the clowns in Washington.
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happy “just circling back” day!
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This one reminds me of “men won’t stop to ask for directions!”, which is something that you don’t hear about as much anymore.
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Roughly 1 in 3 Americans (32%) – including nearly half of men (46%) – are confident they could safely land a passenger airplane in an emergency situation, relying only on the assistance of air traffic control. Just 1 in 5 women say the same.
today.yougov.com/topics/politic
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Muting Harbaugh as per semi-annual tradition someone DM me if I miss a rich benefactor offering to buy 10K copies of my book
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Watching pro cornhole on ESPN2 on the plane. These guys are elite. Hitting the board like almost all the time. One guy is wearing headphones and does like ten seconds of focused breathing before each throw.
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I’m being told the money they free up will be used on a medium quality drama set in a post-apocalyptic future.
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HBOMax is cutting its Looney Tunes collection. Amusing that we hit peak streaming service competition and it’s all getting dismantled within a year and a half
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2023 water hits different
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An emotional C.J. Stroud: "You want to win things like this. It means a lot. Me and Coach Day, we get up early and are on the phone constantly. It’s tough. My mom, she goes through a lot. Coach Day’s wife goes through a lot. I don’t regret anything. I don’t take anything back."
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What if I’d seen that on my phone while Phish played Auld Lang Syne tho
Michigan nails down a respectable third
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Let’s go hypnotoad
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Wow he really is old
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It’s Stinson Barnett time
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Targeting on Stroud
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Live action beauty and the beast looks pretty dope
Results suggesting Michigan is the best team in the country absent sudden attacks against it by Michigan
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Nice of the refs to give us a third party to blame a little tbh
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Great game from TCU OL and DL. Can’t be too mad about McCarthy TOs as a true sophomore. Wish they would have run him a bit more early I guess. Go blue
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Pumped about the TCU Cinderella story. Btw who is this guy and why did I just wake up in his waiting room
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Flea flicker
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Got this one in the bag
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[benoit blanc voice] now you’re tellin me that you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape
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You’ve got to pump it up don’t you know pump it up. You’ve got to pump it up don’t you know pump it up. You’ve got to pump it up don’t you know pump it up. You’ve got to pump it up don’t you know pump it up. You’ve got to pump it up don’t you know pump it up. You’ve got to pump i
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In 2023 we’re relocating the Twitter archive download and reposting our October 2020 Joe Milton material
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Jokic looks great
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This is some of the most Chicago stuff I have ever seen 
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Posting 15 more of these soon
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