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Single Dad of Four • Bestselling Author • Award-Winning Ad Maker • Business Owner • Homeschool Teacher

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    Jan 8

    One thing is clear: My 2019 bestseller about the dangers of attaching a religious and political movement’s fortunes to an unstable, amoral, narcissist, who seemingly commanded a cult-like devotion from grief-addicted reactionaries was obviously wrong.

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  2. Feb 8

    In all seriousness, David Hogg should name his new pillow company "Soft Head."

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  3. Feb 2

    And in that vein, let me just add this: the rule is weird, man.

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  4. Feb 2

    We, and our neighbors, can reach new heights together, if we forfeit the lies of the past such as this grammar propaganda.

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  5. Feb 2

    We need to weigh the cost of this falsehood and seize the opportunity to be honest.

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  6. Feb 2

    It's time for us all to just admit that "i before e" is a fucking lie.

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  7. Feb 1

    We wouldn't like you if you were one of us either, tbh.

    The DC Swamp and the Fake News Media are attacking me because I am not one of them. I am one of you. And they hate me for it.
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  8. Feb 1

    I may be a prick but I draw the line at "pretentious." I'm more of the ingratiate through self-deprecation type.

    Looking at you, ! You pretentious prick!
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  9. Jan 28

    Calls for unity are meaningless. It's like calling for happiness.

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  10. Jan 26

    I described someone today as a “woke Rasputin” (they have someone’s ear but give terrible idealistic advice from a perch of out-of-touch privilege) and it felt like I was tweeting with my mouth. And I became sad.

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  11. Jan 25

    Two things I learned by seeing people claim Biden said "Salute the Marines" via secret illuminati ear piece: 1. Video/audio editors on the right are in short supply. 2. Everyone that saw a gold dress back in the 2017 debate voted for Trump.

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  12. Jan 24

    Also, if you thought Chris Pine’s return was left with too little explanation, congratulate yourself: you’re the reason movies put annoying exposition in films and have “fish out of water” characters. It was not just easy to grasp it was thematically the central point.

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  13. Jan 24

    I’m 2 hours into and I’m really confused why I was led to believe it was terrible unless it gets bad from here. It’s perfectly entertaining. It’s a superhero movie. What expectation was missed? Did you people like... read comic books? Weirdos.

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  14. Jan 23

    That remains to be seen.

    Donald Trump is the first president in modern history did not start a new war.
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  15. Jan 20

    Trump did a lot of awful shit but I gotta admit, it was nice of him to leave this letter for President Biden. Credit where due.

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  16. Jan 20

    No matter what comes next the important thing is that we all prove we learned nothing as quickly as possible.

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  17. Jan 20

    According to my Facebook feed, Joe Biden is currently prepping all hospitals to become Sharia compliant ahead of the mandatory gender reassignment surgeries on all babies who qualify to not be auto-aborted. Should I file a report with my local behavioral compliance magistrate?

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  18. Jan 20

    "Well, the ads I produced have lost me friends, allies and I've even gotten some death threats" turns out to be a surprisingly persuasive value proposition.

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  19. Jan 20

    It is so hard in this day and age to teach your kids to be appropriately nihilistic.

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  20. Jan 20

    This is the video you didn’t know you needed today.

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  21. Jan 20

    In the end, all that will matter to Trump is that his inauguration crowd was bigger.

    The National Mall will be closed to the general public on Inauguration Day due to security concerns, according to an official familiar with discussions.
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