BenjaminFranklin

@BenFranklinofPA

Statesman, inventor, lover.

Joined June 2018
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  1. 2 hours ago

    I like these posts that ask “How many of these do you remember?” And then they show you old things like a view master. Here’s one I created. How many do you recall? Smallpox Colonial rule 3-month ocean crossings The Stamp Act Mutton gristle

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    3 hours ago

    How long before Geoffrey the Giraffe lands a new gig? 🦒 Takent recognize talent,

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  3. 20 hours ago

    Is it the kind you have to wind? Cuz for 18 million that would suck.

    “If you don’t know about it, google Billionaire Watch. That’s $18 million on the price tag”
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  4. Jun 27

    So that commercial with the girl singing is for boots.

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  5. Jun 26

    A lot of making a lot of bad decisions these days.

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    Jun 26

    I smell like I sound.

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    Jun 25

    I’m too sexy for my hat.

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  8. Jun 25

    Once I was afraid, I was petrified.

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  9. Jun 25

    are better than regular . Discuss.

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    Jun 23

    Or a girlfriend. Don’t judge me.

    Bob's daily wisdom: 'There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.'
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  11. Jun 22

    I proposed a to George Washington. He told me to go fuck myself.

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  12. Jun 20

    This is a nice interruption of your Twitter anger. Enjoy. “Therapy dog Remington joins UNC Baseball team”

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  13. Jun 20

    You may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

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  14. Jun 19

    When we were a young country we let everyone in without question. Except the British. We shot them.

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  15. Jun 17

    That was horrible No more John Mayer please.

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  16. Jun 17

    Ummm ., aren’t you forgetting Charles and Camilla?

    Queen Elizabeth's cousin Lord Ivar Mountbatten to wed his partner James Coyle, marking the royal family's first gay marriage
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  17. Jun 16

    Hear ye, hear ye! My fervent wish for you all is that one day you love something as much as Eddie Rabbitt loved a rainy night.

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  18. Jun 16

    Hear ye, hear ye! Today I had a burger at . There was nothing International about it. Also strawberry syrup is not a ketchup alternative.

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  19. Jun 13

    Huzzah . ! In Colonial days we sasquatched like mofos.

    "Body hair is natural. Society thinking otherwise is dangerous"
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  20. Jun 11

    I once left a floater in a chamber pot at Versailles

    “The leader’s excretions contain information about his health status so they can’t be left behind”
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