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if i never see that stupid fucking video of the shirtless boss's son working unsafely and inefficiently on his oil rig to "showboat" again it will be too soon
was just shopping at kalustyans and heard a lady loudly and animatedly describing things in “the streamer voice” one aisle over from me. I peeked around the corner expecting to be making a confused face in the background of her shot, but she was just talking to a guy. respect
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did the casting call for this season of masterchef say “freaks only”
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went on a roller coaster ride for this one. inexplicable ad, which led to a very long google doc, which revealed uhhhhh some personal things to reveal in an ad(??), or maybe a treatise(???), which was then capped with a fucking spotify playlist oh my god im not clicking on that
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I’m guessing I got served this ad for modified fiat 500s that you can buy in the Hamptons because I biked out there last weekend, but the fact that they’re using the doorway masturbator and the 17 year old girlfriend guy to sell it to me feels like an L on their part
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masterchef contestant: I used to be a piece of shit. but I turned my life around and now I dream of owning my own restaurant. that’s why I’m making the judges sloppy steaks
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One of my neighbors saw me put on a mask to go outside and asked if I knew what was going on with the air and if it was rain or something. Anyway the government is clearly doing an excellent job of communicating why the sky is orange
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realizing that tim robinson’s sharply increased hammyness in itysl s3 is on the same wavelength as jason momoa’s deeply weird performance in fast x. we are headed for a clowning zeitgeist. lecoq practitioners are about to vanguard a violent industry takeover
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I sit on my couch watching a movie floating in my living room through my Vision goggles, my work laptop on my lap getting ahead on emails for the week, when my phone buzzes. Send Call to goggles? No, that will interrupt Legally Blonde. I raise the phone to my ear. I am in hell.
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the fucked up thing that happend during Spider-Verse was when I heard Miguel O'Hara and I thought to myself "is that........ daddy??" and it was
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in an ideal world this will be the last time I ever think about this movie
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we saw an ad for that “teenage kraken” kids movie before spider man but the title of the movie only appears for like a second, so my brain didn’t fully process it. I now fully believe the movie’s title is “rudy giuliani: teenage kraken” and I will not be convinced otherwise
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spider man hangs upside down as a tribute to st peter, who was crucified upside down
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this baby gronk lsu livvy rizz situation is tiktok’s bud dwyer moment
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am I being recruited as an intelligence agent. will this class teach me to make a fake profile on social media and say “my country, which is not a US ally, yearns for freedom”
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I want to be clear here that I watch and enjoy some of those videos, and I acknowledge I deserve to be shamed for that fact
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I think like every high end apple device this thing has been meticulously and singularly designed for like 6 extremely niche graphic artists’ needs and preferences, but will be purchased by a hundred thousand guys who solely make youtube videos about their desk setups
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something I forgot to mention is my cycle computer routed me through a private golf course in montauk and as I was repeatedly sliding out in the sand on my skinny tires I assumed I would be tackled by security mercenaries at any moment
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The episode is out on YouTube! Big reveal near the end 👀
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realizing when data overwrites lore in picard season 3 it's essentially piccolo fusing with nail/kami
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the theater community's "rob desantis" should be "oscar eustace"
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update: I was not owned. yet. but I did do some owning and we had a Big Twist
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another stream today at 6! find out whether my character, a mafioso turned into a 10 year old boy by a hell scientist, will get absolutely owned by the assassins he was hired to thwart! twitter.com/stillfleet/sta…
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they should implement this technology as-is at literally every american base twitter.com/ArmandDoma/sta
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another stream today at 6! find out whether my character, a mafioso turned into a 10 year old boy by a hell scientist, will get absolutely owned by the assassins he was hired to thwart!
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The next installation of our ongoing summer Free vs. Worshipful Qadida spy games is happening TONIGHT!
☉6 PM Eastern on twitch.tv/stillfleet
☉Ft. @BenFerber @EGouldini @IanDerk and Jeff Beltran
☉Two teams, unlimited sabotage.
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just witnessed a man walk out of the basement door to a dentist’s office holding what appeared to be a saran wrapped cambro of blood
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elon is getting in fights with increasingly annoying media guys named matt
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this intentional design, paired with extremely negligent lack of moderation, led to (among many other awful things) a literal genocide. it also led to widespread rules that prevent me from saying what I believe the consequences should be for the people who ran, and run, the site.
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not wrong, but to add: facebook came out when I was in high school. we mostly had silly little chats on there and checked it once day or two. a few years later they’d expertly redesigned it to be a machine to show you shit you’d get mad at so you’d stay longer and see more ads
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You didn’t go on social media when u were a kid because it wasn’t invented. that’s the only reason. It was not a moral choice that makes you better than this generation. If facebook had been around when I was at school we’d have torn each other to pieces like online feral cats
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