Ben Chartoff

@BenChartoff

Data and data visualization at . 2014 fellow at

Washington, DC
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Joined September 2011
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  1. 23 Apr 2015

    you can find me in the club / bottle full of bugs/ mama i got what you need / if what you need is a lot of bugs

    503 retweets 1,061 likes
  2. Jul 8

    Uber driver couldn't have been a nicer dude, but...

    7 likes
  3. Jun 26 Bang Rak, Bangkok

    Now you can use videos as textures on iPhone Demo: Using:

    4 retweets 7 likes
  4. Jul 7

    Ah maycrowaved keenwah

  5. Jul 7

    Q: Oh, where did you go to terrorism college? A: <pauses> uh, just outside Iraq. No not Tufts of Terrorism.

    One good thing about the Harvard of Terrorism is that its grads would be quickly caught after telling everyone where they studied terrorism
    2 retweets 8 likes
  6. Jul 4

    he's scared of the fireworks so my mom put on some dog videos for him ❤️

    124,536 retweets 204,549 likes
  7. May 30

    sashimi rolling, they hating

    11,030 retweets 10,954 likes
  8. Mar 25

    Ladies, if an obnoxious guy keeps insisting you give him your number, take his phone like you're adding your info, then Venmo yourself $4000

    7,267 retweets 14,342 likes
  9. Jun 29

    um i feel like this probably shouldn't have passed irb

    1 retweet 3 likes
  10. Jun 28

    anyway I guess I spent my day brainstorming a queer high school version of A Midsummer Night's Dream, what about you

    791 retweets 2,711 likes
  11. Jun 26

    OH HELLO ON BROADWAY THIS FALL

    159 retweets 658 likes
  12. Jun 24

    founding fathers just calling everything 'macaroni' willy nilly.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  13. Jun 22

    What do you find when you separate school performance from gentrification?

    Adjusting for demographics makes a big difference when assessing big-city public schools
    1 retweet 1 like
  14. Jun 21

    also just got US as a shoutkey. CLEARLY A SIGN.

  15. Jun 21

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  16. Jun 13

    Insomnia protip: you can read the plot summaries of every Animorphs book on wikipedia.

    6 likes
  17. Jun 10

    Anyone: did you watch _____? Me: Yeah, I saw it on tacosmell prime.

    1 like
  18. Jun 10

    I am never typing again, because this redirect exists

    1 retweet 1 like
  19. Jun 8

    when your shower uses github more than you

    2,532 retweets 2,851 likes
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