Ben Chartoff

@BenChartoff

Data and data visualization at . 2014 fellow at

Washington, DC
Joined September 2011

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  1. you can find me in the club / bottle full of bugs/ mama i got what you need / if what you need is a lot of bugs

  2. Uber driver couldn't have been a nicer dude, but...

  3. Ah maycrowaved keenwah

  4. Q: Oh, where did you go to terrorism college? A: <pauses> uh, just outside Iraq. No not Tufts of Terrorism.

  5. he's scared of the fireworks so my mom put on some dog videos for him ❤️

  6. sashimi rolling, they hating

  7. Ladies, if an obnoxious guy keeps insisting you give him your number, take his phone like you're adding your info, then Venmo yourself $4000

  8. um i feel like this probably shouldn't have passed irb

  9. anyway I guess I spent my day brainstorming a queer high school version of A Midsummer Night's Dream, what about you

  10. founding fathers just calling everything 'macaroni' willy nilly.

  11. What do you find when you separate school performance from gentrification?

  12. also just got US as a shoutkey. CLEARLY A SIGN.

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  14. Insomnia protip: you can read the plot summaries of every Animorphs book on wikipedia.

  15. Anyone: did you watch _____? Me: Yeah, I saw it on tacosmell prime.

  16. I am never typing again, because this redirect exists

  17. when your shower uses github more than you

  18. Ben Chartoff followed , , and 2 others
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