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Holy shit I’ve been spelling restaurateur incorrectly
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UC bad flare up and I’m feeling sorry for myself.
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As a Gen X, I’m still trying to figure out what a reasonable summer night curfew is for my 16 year old. Mine was 1:00 at his age but that seems really late!
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Why is no one talking about this? Nuclear Fusion Breakthrough Confirmed: California Team Achieved Ignition
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Sure, there’s a lot going on in US politics, but the premier of Ontario just swallowed a bee. #teambee
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Accidentally cut my dog’s nail past the quick and it bled so much all over me I now look like a final girl in a horror movie.
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My coworker has a discord server for his parrot so they can talk when he’s in the office.
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You guys, stop dressing up your cat, she said while wrapping her ferret in his bathrobe.
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Breaking News: Florida Man Stunned to Find That Laws Apply to Him, Too
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I always giggle when goys use certain Yiddish words, not knowing they mean penis. 😆
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Mom: I have a suitcase for you
Me: I’m good. I only do carry on
Mom: it’s brand new. Come pick it up.
Me: no thanks.
Dad: did you tell her about the suitcase?
Mom: yes. We’ll need to drop it off.
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Being held accountable by federal government clear proof that Donald Trump is not a real billionaire
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New TV arriving in an hour and I have 5 episodes left of Sandman!
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Patton Oswald does have the voice of a raven. It fits.
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Isn’t that guy who plays Morpheus Rpattz’s boyfriend?
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Omg I actually got Bert Kreischer tickets! At their regular prices.
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Happy fake Monday, fellow Canadians!
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Booksmart was a surprising gem!
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Also, shout out to Twific writers who fleshed out one-dimensional characters.
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Fanfic gets so much flak, but can I just take a moment to appreciate the skill involved in accurately depicting a character that's not yours? So that they feel as though they were plucked straight from the source, right down to their body language?
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Kid: you didn’t stop at that stop sign
Me: I like totally paused
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We’ve been teaching our teen to drive and it’s less terrifying than I expected. As long as he isn’t parking.
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Sleep blep
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Does anyone have experience with ? They took my payment and now are ignoring my emails.
And another thing about Instagram: don’t check your hidden messages. And I almost never post anything wtf
I leave my desk less now that I work from home than when I worked in an office.
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I just ate chicken that hubs said tasted rancid. It tasted fine to me. Am I gonna die? #countdowntovomit
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Look at my cool new chair!
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A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened
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I have nothing interesting to say. I’m middle aged and my back hurts.
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A bold strategy
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I mean, look at this badass!
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My dog is stubborn and refuses to give into mortality. He’s eating and growling at the ferret again.
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In better news, visiting a friend in Niagara this weekend and she loves to cook!
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