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    Belarus News (Eng.) is known as Twitter's leading parroty news account for consistently reporting exactly what was said, without bias.

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  2. New Japanese calamari hand lotion provides additional grip.

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  3. Boris Johnson swears to his friend that if he has a firstborn son, the boy will be named Crécy Poitiers Agincourt Blenheim Ramillies Québec Trafalgar Waterloo Johnson II.

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  4. Westminster Abbey bells to ring for Prince Andrew's 60th birthday, provided that he climbs up through the narrow ladder into the belfry to ring them for himself.

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  5. In a widely panned remake of Young Frankenstein, Dr Frederick Frankenstein applauds the Monster's speech as Frau Blucher tears up the movie's script in frustration, frightening & infuriating the Monster.

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  6. Inside Nesvizh Castle's courtyard, just beyond the steps on the left of the picture is the exact spot on the wall where Marshal Stalin urinated once in 1944.

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    Soldiers of the Belarusian Army 122nd Mobile Artillery Regiment briefly panic after a rest stop when no one can find the driver's keys.

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  8. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo knows he will be rewarded if he can deliver Venezuela, because they have oil, and the President likes oil. He often says so. Sean Hannity also needs quite a bit for his hair.

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  9. Surprisingly light American orange cheese wins Gold Medal at the Grodno Dairy Farm Exposition "Cheese-Off".

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  10. In a bid to boost Canada's chance for a UN Security Council seat, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau experiments with his own designs of "laid back hipster"-style army uniforms.

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  11. Patient #1 of the current solar coronavirus outbreak has been identified, examined, & determined to have the following symptoms: -narcissistic dementia -merciless vindictiveness -slurred speech -lack of impulse control Quarantine refused by patient.

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  12. By adding a second M.D. consultant, the Belarus News (Eng.) Science and Medicine Bureau has created a paradox.

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  13. The normally staid President of France is said to "loosen up" after a bottle of wine.

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  14. Many Marxist economists struggle to understand how capitalism triumphs in a democracy, where the destitute masses comprise 90% of the electorate.

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  15. Television coverage of US President Donald Trump's State of the Union address brings great joy to many viewers.

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  16. Most Belarusian parliamentarians agree that Prime Minister Sergei Rumas tells much better Boris Johnson jokes than did his predecessor, Andrei Kobyakov.

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  17. New drone safety device invented by pilot actor Harrison Ford can be released from a distressed aircraft to scout for a suitable emergency landing location on a nearby golf course or airport taxiway.

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  18. Arriving 5 minutes late at the Belarusian Senate Chamber due to traffic, President Lukashenko was disappointed to have already missed the 100-0 vote in favor of Donald Trump's impeachment.

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  19. "America's Mare" is believed to be of Italo-Ukrainian equine stock.

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  20. Seeking to streamline diplomatic exchanges, Canada & China agree to share a single ambassador.

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  21. Belarusian-American actor Kirk Douglas passes away at age 103, remembered fondly for his armored chin.

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