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working my way up on an unending quest to gather the ability to draw bugs, commissions are open! Pfp by my beloved
Born March 3Joined July 2018

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a youtubers goal is to post as much content as possible before they get ousted as a creep / jerk / creepy jerk. were they always a creepy jerk or in that moment does god create a history that never was to spite them for making a review of the emoji movie and paying to see it?
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oh uh, i forgot to say this earlier but my comms are open if you like my art, probably a 40 dollar min for a full body? probably more, unghgh, buy my stuff or dont, im not your mom
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No one goes to the doctors on Thanksgiving week, so me and the crew are at work bored out of our minds, fighting for the last scraps of things to do like hyenas over a flayed corpse, but without the pseudo penis / female dominated society parts of hyenas sadly
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"all dudes want to be women because they find women attractive, making them a desired state, no straight man is attracted to themselves, so they want to be their own idol, they want to become that which they adore" is this not correct?
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My PC is freaking out, so I looked in the manual to try and find help, turns out the true name of God is in there, and now that I know it, anyone who talks to me loses the ability to speak their native language, which makes talking to IT over call a nightmare, what should I do?
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AUGH, IM ALSO READING GRAPES OF WRATH, I could have made that "timeless art" post about grapes of wrath not final fantasy! I could have IMPRESSED the HOES!!!!!! FOOL THAT I AM!!!
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Yeah this is about ff7, surprised how well the game has held up, obvious flaws like graphics and some language aside, I always forget how old video games as a medium are
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One of the most mixed feelings I get is when I find a piece of art that resonates with me so strongly, that I'm shocked to find it was made well before I was born, the feeling that human expression is timeless, that art can transcend, the loneliness, tifa calling barret a retard
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。 ☆ 。  ☆。  ☆ ☆。 \   |   /。 ☆ if ralsei smoking a fat dart is your comfort character open this thread !! ☆。 /  |  \。 ☆ 。  ☆。    。  ☆。
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No matter what I learn, it always comes back to biology, learning to change my voice? Well it comes back to muscles and larynx and cords and all those funny flaps, truly meat has become my life, being a tranny is hard work, it's like working out but for men
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TAKE MY SKELETON HAND; WE'LL GO TO SKELETON LAND!!! ITS NOT A SKELETON TRICK; YOULL GET A SKELETON PICK!!! YOU CAN MINE SKELETON STONE; TO GET A SKELETON BONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hashtag penis, hashtag balls, forever will I roam these halls, a horrid cry to all my thralls, hashtag penis, hashtag balls
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I am becoming more deranged, I can feel it like when you got a pokemon level up and the game goes "oh?", but instead of getting new stats I just starting thinking about top scars and the beauty of everyday imperfections, and COCK (cock was added for comedic effect)
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Working with blood, bile, viscera and decay on a daily basis has me becoming insane in a deeply religious way, the building blocks of the most vile parts of our bodies are simple and common, perhaps nothing in life is truly vile nor gross? No bile can be vile! Lalalala~
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Sad to hear the queen died peacefully! I was hoping she would be killed in some kind of gang war, sadly this is just not as sweet a victory if it was not painful.
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