Dan Richter

@BeefInTheTrifle

Writer (, , , ), perspiring gym goer, aspiring chef. Funny sometimes; handsome usually.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined July 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Jun 2016

    If you rearrange the letters in 'Donald J Trump' you get 'Tom Marvolo Riddle'.

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  2. 15 hours ago

    This is not the future that gays want.

    Marc Jacobs Proposed to His Boyfriend at Chipotle with the Help of a Flash Mob: WATCH
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  3. Apr 2

    For those following along at home (and *TJN) I'm now 30 out 34! COME ON UPGRADE!

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  4. Apr 2

    If Hillary had said this, would say: "Hillary Clinton doesn't even know the name of the house she occupies. The amount of disrespect this woman shows to patriotic Americans is disgusting. Troops."

    Wow, someone should really name the house the President lives in.
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  5. Apr 2

    One first class seat open on my flight to Atlanta tomorrow. I am currently 25th out 27 on the upgrade list - I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MY CHANCES!

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  6. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    Real talk: there’s more likelihood one of the apostles wore cornrows than there is of Jesus being white with blue eyes.

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  7. Apr 1

    is way too much fun. Y'all should go.

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  8. Apr 1

    No one will ever love me like pizza does.

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  9. Mar 31

    TACKY LAWNCHAIR WILL LEAD US ALL! THANK GOD FOR TACKY!

    If you want to be the leader of a movement, you have to open yourself up for criticism and challenge. Lord knows I take my fair share of attacks and I’m okay with that. It’s what we signed up for. Buck up.
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  10. Mar 30

    I'm gonna run for LA Mayor just to put left turn arrows at the intersection of Fountain and Fairfax. That will be my entire platform.

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  11. Mar 29

    I LOVE how into is! Unchefingbeliveable!

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  12. Mar 29

    10 bucks if you can guess whether or not "Luzi" has the word 'Christian' in her twitter bio.

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  13. Mar 29

    "Holy Week" would pull their ads, too you absolute shitstain.

    Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA —incl. . On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week, I apologize for any upset or hurt my tweet caused him or any of the brave victims of Parkland. For the record, I believe my show was the first to feature David...(1/2)
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  14. Mar 29

    97% of you understand white privilege.

    A man who, while high, stole a cop car and drove it into a Starbucks, and then after his release, killed someone with his bare hands. He will be back on the streets in about a year... cuz 'addiction'. I'd like you to guess the color of this man.
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  15. Mar 29

    What is happening

    Y’all better watch tonight’s episode!!! ❤️
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  16. Mar 28

    (....aaaaand now I wanna write "Vampire Dawson's Zombie Creek"....)

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  17. Mar 28

    I'm so happy about the nostalgia of the . The sad thing is that a show like that would NEVER get made now. Never ever ever ever. Ever. Never. "Vampire Dawson's Zombie Creek"? Sure. But not "Dawson's Creek".

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  18. Mar 28

    A man who, while high, stole a cop car and drove it into a Starbucks, and then after his release, killed someone with his bare hands. He will be back on the streets in about a year... cuz 'addiction'. I'd like you to guess the color of this man.

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  19. Mar 28

    I have a neighbor who folds his wet laundry before he puts it in the dryer DO I SAY SOMETHING THATS INSANE.

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  20. Mar 27

    Courtney Act vs. Shannel... the match up I didn't even know I wanted.

    Let’s fight.
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  21. Mar 27

    Spent the morning with some Canadians. It ain't perfect there, either. But they don't live or die by Twitter. I envy them.

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