What about this one for a paradox: Nothing is less spiritual than anything else.
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Interesting paradoxes to think about when trying to sleep.
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Can an omnipotent being create a rock too heavy for itself to lift? (I hope you can all have a good sleep after this one). #bedtimeparadox
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This means you can be truly happy, to a point where your life (paradoxically) is full of meaning.
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Life is meaningless, aka everything is fundamentally neutral. Is not the same thing as "life doesn't matter", but the exact opposite. You are the one who gives meaning to every circumstance that happen to you.
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I never think about how awesome it is to just feel normal until I’m sick.
Well, it depends... Philosophical or mathematically speaking? Assuming that everything is fundamentally neutral, I guess you can play with the semantics of a certain language however you want.
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If i said 
1. My second line is lie and ..
2. My First line is truth...
So tell me which is truth and lie
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1. My second line is lie and ..
2. My First line is truth...
So tell me which is truth and lie
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This paradox arises within naive set theory by considering the set of all sets that are not members of themselves. Such a set appears to be a member of itself IF AND ONLY if it is not a member of itself. ... Some sets, such as the set of all teacups, are not members of themselves
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The fact that someone feels guilt about something means that they have nothing to feel guilty about.
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Abundance is the ability to do what you need to do when you need to do it! And yes, that includes your sacrifice.
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Welcome to the quantum world.
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You're walking down a hallway which now seems infinite. Tired of seeing no end you run. You slow down as you catch up to someone, he runs, scared. He looked like you. As you begin to understand you hear someone running up to you from behind. #BedtimeParadox
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If I recorded silence & play it too loud, will I hear nothing because its too loud or will I hear nothing because I recorded nothing? #bedtimeparadox
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ahaha "That´s not fraud. False advertising, maybe..."
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Sim!! Num universo infinito tudo tem que coexistir simultaneamente. Inclusive a hipótese de algo não ser possível. Como por exemplo a inexistência de algo. É impossível algo não existir o que portanto por si só já valida deste belo paradoxo.
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Se tudo é possível, será possível que algo seja impossível? #BedTimeParadox
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He lied and told the truth at the same time in 1 sentence. So i'm thinking that nothing will happen or his nose will grow and shrink in a continuous cycle. #bedtimeparadox
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What would happen if Pinocchio said, “My nose is starting to grow now” ???
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INTEGRATE what you DO NOT want, because the invalidation of what you DONT prefer, is what gives it power to manifest
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In the quantum world, believing is seeing. And not the opposite, as we often say.
The curious paradox is that: when i accept myself just as i am.... then i can change.
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When faking bravery is one of the most genuine acts of bravery. How paradoxal is that?
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What if everyone was the same person, living through different dimensions at the same time, surrounded by our own alternate lives?
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(From the "Bedtime Paradox" strip created by KC Green)
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Everything in my immediate experience supports my deep belief that I am the absolute center of the universe, the realest person in existence
I never think about how awesome it is to just feel normal until I’m sick.