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Data journalist, | SeeDisclaimer.com | @BayAreaData@sfba.social | linktr.ee/bayareadata | dwillis@protonmail.com | 510-585-4944
Concord, CApaypal.me/danieljwillisBorn November 12Joined October 2010

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I wonder what about Reich, who went 3-5-1 with the Colts, stood out over Wilks, who went 6-6 with the actual Panthers. What difference could there possibly be to overshadow their respective records this season. Hmm. HMMMMM.
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#Panthers agree to terms with Frank Reich to become new head coach
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The funniest part is that Hamlin was at the Bills game Sunday and they made a *huge* deal about it, and he tweets once a day or so including a photo earlier this week, so there are in fact social media posts, pictures, and live video.
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On the bright side, there is an untapped business opportunity here to make a small fortune selling half-baked Fauci-themed NFTs to the worst people on the planet.
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I think that counts as announcing her plans for 2024.
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BREAKING: @AdamSchiff joins the race for the US Senate seat now held by Dianne Feinstein. Says he's running "with her blessing," although she has not announced her plans for 2024. kqed.org/news/11939215/
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We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing “the” labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.
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How can they keep missing us ? We're right here. Cowards.
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An asteroid the size of a delivery truck will whip past Earth on Thursday night, one of the closest such encounters ever recorded. apnews.com/article/scienc
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Yeah nah, nobody is paying me to be profoundly disappointed in him. I've been a fan of his since Cal and apparently I was an idiot for that. Never be a fan of anyone, especially white dudes.
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Well, I thought the Damar Hamlin conspiracy theory was the craziest shit I'd heard today. It currently comes in at No. 2. wp.me/pbBqYq-cwjg
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Great, now the ACLU doesn’t understand that the first amendment doesn’t apply to private businesses either. Get back to me when they ban him for being part of a protected minority rather than for inciting a mob to storm the Capitol.
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This is the right call. Like it or not, President Trump is one of the country’s leading political figures and the public has a strong interest in hearing his speech. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
Having opinions isn't disqualifying for a reporter, as long as our commitment to the truth is stronger it's fine. What is disqualifying? Losing empathy. Once you stop seeing people as people, stop caring how actions and policies affect people, there's no coming back from that.
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NBC politics reporter gloats about evicting tenant: "I hope he enjoys the sex in prison" defector.com/nbc-politics-r
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Risks to Humanity: - We hit the climate change tipping point and turn Earth into Venus - Ebola goes airborne and nobody mandates quarantines because it would be politically unpopular - Musk intentionally sets off the Yellowstone supervolcano for the lulz - Nuclear war I guess?
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No disrespect to the atomic scientists but let’s be real, we’re gonna burn down the Earth long before we get a chance to irreparably irradiate it with nuclear war.
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'It is now 90 seconds to midnight' — The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists’ Doomsday Clock has been moved forward 'the closest it has ever been to midnight,' largely due to the 'mounting dangers in the war in Ukraine'
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My alma mater, UC Santa Cruz, insisted their mascot was the Banana Slug despite administration denials starting in 1970, with the Chancellor even refusing to honor a referendum in 1986. The students won and it's official to this day. Your mascot is the Hippo if you say it is.
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Official George Washington University statement: Hippos are not free to be bold defector.com/official-georg
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Am I the only person who's mildly annoyed that the various Enterprises lasted, in order, 41, 7, 36, 12, 8, and ~37 years? Like, ok, the C and D were destroyed, but why decommission the A so fast? What's the expected lifespan of a Federation starship?
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I think, thanks to Everything Everywhere All At Once, for the first time since I've been old enough to care the best movie I saw in a year is also nominated for Best Picture for that year.
The proposal is a compromise for a bill directing extra resources to Black students, but by targeting the lowest-income schools instead nearly 90% of those helped would be Latine, with Black students making up roughly the same share of the enrollment as in the state as a whole.
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Rather than target funds to all Black students, @GavinNewsom's plan would target the lowest-income schools that educate about 5% of all students and only 6% of Black students, an EdSource analysis shows. Black students make up 5.1% of the state’s students. edsource.org/2023/critics-s
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I believe this one because George Santos looks like the most robbable man in the world. Even I kinda want to take his shoes and they wouldn’t even fit me.
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Best part of his fake mugging story is the muggers took his shoes
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Just to be clear, when the New York Times reported that the FBI saw “no link between Trump and Russia” — a week before the 2016 election — the FBI agent who was just arrested over ties to Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska was heading up the investigation. Just an absolute scandal.
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.'s description of that one Colts play is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while.
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That Cowboys disaster, Washington's swinging gate, or whatever the hell the Colts were doing that one time: Which of these was the worst trick play? defector.com/which-of-these
NO WE NEED MORE TIME THERE ARE STILL PUDDLES IN MY BACK YARD
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A wet and rainy period may return for the West Coast later this month into early February. While it's too early to speculate on timing and amounts, now's a good time to make sure storm drains and gutters are free of debris. Stay tuned & keep up with forecast changes. #cawx
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society if this played eight times per nfl game instead of “WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER”
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a couple of years ago, i submitted a song for a burger king commercial. for some reason, they didn’t use it. a million shout outs to my incredibly talented friend @stephanesia who brought this abomination to life. i can’t believe this actually exists, hahah
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Tom Landry: 10 NFC Championship appearances in 29 seasons (.345) Jerry Jones: Four NFC Championship appearances in 34 seasons (.118)
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NFC Championship appearances for the Dallas Cowboys from 1970-1995 (26 seasons): Fourteen. NFC Championship appearances for the Dallas Cowboys from 1996-2022 (27 seasons): Zero.