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OMG, my students. They gave their in class presentations Tuesday and today and could they have ended my final day any cooler? I’ll miss those guys…

Just need to finish the rice and beans and then we feast!!

I am down to my last packet of sazón. Potential crisis averted!

Hey!! That’s a commentary about Bates, et al!!! How rad!!!!

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AJP-Heart and Circ

@ajpheartcirc

#ArticlesInPress: Seeking clarity on sex differences in cardiovascular complications of Down Syndrome Maggie P. Y. Lam ow.ly/Aut550OgNZ7 @maggielamlab @CUAnschutz #DownSyndrome #sexdifferences

I am celebrating inching closer to freedom by spending the day cooking a Shabbat Cinco de Mayo crossover meal. That’s a lot of brisket!!

We teach students this though 😂

Residual volume is the volume that resides in the lungs 😂 It’s “residual.” Im ☠️ 1955

This is a legit marvel!!! I’ll send you a copy. Everyone should be able to say “read this and then come.” 1955 this guy taught spirometry 😂 For real, I’ll send a copy.

“Reach middle age” Obvi. Stupid Twitter. The reference is page 196!!! 😂

Do you ever want to middle aged and read. Im on page 10!!

Ok. On my outgoing meeting as

@APSRespiration

section for

@APSPhysiology

, I bought Comroe’ s book. Have you ever felt like you just should have read the syllabus?

Thank you to

prof

prof for showing up all semester to my undergrad physiology class and showing them that them they have a path to med school even if they’re weird. You made a difference.

. #skunk #skunksoftiktok #babyskunk #babyskunkrescue #babyskunktiktok #wildlife #wildanimals #animal #animallover #animalsoftiktok #fyp

OMG these tiny skunks

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Shay Johnson on TikTok

Follow the leader

But also #teamskunk

Madison Pell on TikTok

when you give a girl a kitten

#viral #fypシ #foryou #trending #catlover #cat #catsoftiktok #kittensoftiktok #newkitten #agirlandhercat

Ok. I owe an apology to

@StrangeSource

. I have spent the past three weeks bullying him into think into Sunday is Mother’s Day. It’s not. My bad.

I just learned on

that women physicians earn less than men, particularly if they are married and have kids. Shocking!!!!

So wholesome

I have been unable to find the film.

I love that the philosopher immediately told a story about a Korean movie about a train that is powered by a small compartment with a baby inside and the train is powered by the baby’s suffering.

Want to know what’s behind the door? As I instructed my fellow committee members, come up with a hypothesis first because no matter what you imagine, you won’t be right. Click through if you dare….. #spoilers

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I just finished my last committee meeting for my college, which I started before the Dean arrived by suggesting we go on a heist. And they all agreed. So, we opened this very small door I’ve always been curious about…

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It was like the Oceans 11 of professor heists!!!

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And then we raided all of the La Croixs from the deans office fridge even though it said “for guests only.” We’re guests today, my dudes

During the course of this, well, course a colleague suggested I may have committed academic malpractice when they thought I hadn’t shown my class a picture of a normal chest X-ray. You know actual academic malpractice is? Any course >60 students.

You asked me what I want to do for Mother’s Day. Might I make a suggestion….

Star Trek is celebrated 364 days of the year. Give them their day.

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Star Wars get it own day when does Star Trek?

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Lin Manuel Miranda and Christopher Jackson perform ‘One Last Time’ at...

Headed in to teach my very last undergraduate class. It’s been real #micdrop

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A new Bridgerton for Mother’s Day weekend?!?!

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Bridgerton

@bridgerton

Say what? The principal investigators who pass down wisdom through humour

The most anticipated event of the season has arrived. Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story is now streaming only on Netflix.

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From the mouths of PIs: Humour and wisdom...and sometimes ridiculous asks. Reporting by

@Scatter_Cushion

on #ShitGregorySays #StuffSunilSays with special guest appearances by

Nature - Wit can convey important truths about critical thinking and the scientific method, especially when group leaders poke fun at themselves in the process.

Say what? The principal investigators who pass down wisdom through humour

May 3

And if you make the conscious decision to invest resources that don't wholly support your department's mission, you both 1) Shouldn't be shocked by the outcome and 2) Screw with other productive faculty to deal with the predictably poor result

Also, don’t lie to the federal government when you’re at an institution covered by FOIA.

Pro tip: if you hire someone that you can’t support and retain without the resources of another college/department, you deserve the consequences.

Great to see

quoted here. Apparently, my own saying is "It'll all work out in the end". Say what? The principal investigators who pass down wisdom through humour

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Nature - Wit can convey important truths about critical thinking and the scientific method, especially when group leaders poke fun at themselves in the process.

May 2

This is my favorite snippet from a job ad ever…

May 2

Dear friends, I apologize for the group chat #subtweet

Unfortunately kids in Iowa need this type of courage to stand up to bigotry because the adults in charge ARE the bigots mandating prejudice, hate and discrimination.

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May 1

A Davenport West High School senior yelled "Trans rights are human rights" during a scholarship ceremony with Gov. Kim Reynolds today. Reynolds has signed legislation blocking gender-affirming care for trans youth and a "bathroom bill" this session.

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