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Uncle That Works on Cars ⁃In the garage with the other men drinking beer ⁃can pretty much work on anything no matter how unrealistic ⁃Is always dressed in a grease monkey suit and boots despite the occasion ⁃always equipped with a toothpick and a rag ⁃Does y’all taxespic.twitter.com/BhRYqwVzi9

Cousin with the “good job” ⁃His mama is the auntie that didn’t make shit and she won’t shut up about how proud she is of him and how “he got that good job” ⁃Corny and short ⁃Doesn’t know how to talk about anything other than his job ⁃Obedient ⁃Still rocks a phone holsterpic.twitter.com/9TwDScy29T

Random Dish Auntie ⁃Never had a man that y’all know of and has no kids not by choice but theres nothing really wrong with her she’s just.. weird. ⁃Brings dumb shit to dinner like spaghetti or macaroni salad and nobody touches it except her. She reminds y’all theres a lot left.pic.twitter.com/Dmk3ecF24F

Auntie That Rides a Motorcycle -Isn’t big she’s just broad shaped ⁃If she ain’t at home, she’s either in Myrtle, Virginia, or Daytona Beach with her crew ⁃Doesn’t beat her kids, she just punches them 1 time and problem solved ⁃Only rocks red quick weaves ⁃Always on FB livepic.twitter.com/xSz6rFxOYB

Handheld Game Cousin ⁃Will find an area away from yall to play with his game and will not socialize ⁃All he needs in this life of sin, is him and Nintendo 3DS ⁃You won’t hear a word from him except “hi” ⁃Throws a tantrum when its time to eat and his mama makes him come eatpic.twitter.com/aQGUm0pVg2

Uncle Twiced Removed but Is Still at Every Function ⁃Everyone loves him except your auntie that divorced him and swears he ain’t shit but she still fucks him on occasion ⁃always shows up with ribs and fine dark liquor ⁃Retired from UPS ⁃Gives a few dollars to all the kidspic.twitter.com/rJJEulBnjO

Oldest Cousin ⁃She swears she raised all of y’all when all she did was just help grandma babysit ⁃Thinks she’s the favorite but none of y’all care enough to tell her otherwise ⁃tries to be funny and bring up dumb embarrassing shit you did as a kid ⁃Still dresses like its 2008pic.twitter.com/OrHv8sfVBM

Cousin Criminal ⁃Got locked up for dumb shit but is trying to get his shit together now ⁃Is a little illiterate ⁃When he shows up, you’ll know cause a few of your aunts will get up and take their purses to a back room out of nowhere ⁃Still wears long tees ⁃Has a tracphonepic.twitter.com/4Q8J8J6cjj

Uncle Can’t Get Established Worth a Damn ⁃Always has a new hooptie when you see him ⁃Is either always in between jobs or always just starting a new job ⁃None of his hustles have gotten off the ground ⁃His hairline is barely holding on like his front bumperpic.twitter.com/Q3YixUzQkC

Great Auntie “Do You Remember Me?” ⁃You don’t know how she is related to you but she tells you how big you’ve gotten & remembers when you were “yey high” but you don’t even remember her name ⁃She reminds you of that 1 time she watched you ⁃Her relation to the family is a mythpic.twitter.com/WdiEK31nQx

Great Aunt Fossil ⁃Wigs always just look plopped on ⁃Smells like dish soap ⁃Shakes whether she sits or stands ⁃Has no health problems but just old as hell ⁃Dresses like Sojourner Truth ⁃The strawberry hard candy plug -Needs a second to remember who you arepic.twitter.com/U08hu6idrt

Project Auntie ⁃Needs a ride to thanksgiving and back home ⁃Hair is never done (well) ⁃Y’all tell her she doesn’t have to bring anything and thats because she has roaches ⁃Always hack coughing - Keeps stuff like cigarettes and money in her bra and wigpic.twitter.com/x9PcL3ygBP

Rough Around The Edges Auntie ⁃Wears Black Lip Liner and Just draws a dark black line for her eyebrows ⁃Gets her hair done in the same style every week and wears long square nails ⁃Always has a bluetooth in her ear ⁃ Sounds like she smokes but she doesn’tpic.twitter.com/x6eS4Nr067

Cousin’s +1 ⁃He’s not related to y’all but everyone in the family knows him cause he’s always there cause he’s always with one of your male cousins ⁃You’re not even sure if he has a family but nobody says anything ⁃Kinda obnoxious ⁃Gets more mac n cheese than he needs topic.twitter.com/EtkeQks8Hm

Cousin Who “Acts White” ⁃Likes pop/rock music, anime, dresses in graphic tees and converses and vans ⁃Has nothing in common with any of y’all ⁃If they could be anywhere else, they would ⁃Probably making a social media post about how much they dislike y’allpic.twitter.com/NhIn6SVEFj

The “Beyoncé” cousin ⁃This cousin is the favorite and literally just walks in the room, & all the aunties will get their life ⁃Cheerleads & sings ⁃Makes YouTube videos ⁃Has a nice car that her parent’s bought ⁃Only cousin that doesn’t get any lip about wearing makeup & weavepic.twitter.com/k6KgsQiash

Cousin Who Is Focused on School ⁃Whether he opens his mouth, stays quiet the whole time, etc, he’s getting judged ⁃Can dress ⁃Has been focused on school since the 7th grade ⁃Goes to school in NY to pursue his talent but more so to get away from y’all and finally let loosepic.twitter.com/JJLCtQTgE6

Armed Forces Cousin ⁃Used to be fat ⁃Only wears plaid & henleys ⁃Doesn’t have to be completely bald anymore but still chooses to be ⁃Has no style but he doesn’t need to ⁃Has a job in IT ⁃The aunties give them a standing ovation and a mini meet n greet when they arrivepic.twitter.com/ciXi5wY9Zn

Hawaiian Shirt Uncle ⁃Only wears Hawaiian Shirts and a suit if he has to ⁃Is a fool on the grill and hosts all the family cookouts ⁃Sells used cars ⁃Drives an escalade ⁃Is the loudest person when the game comes onpic.twitter.com/bIWDvenpkw

Cousin Glo Up ⁃Used to get clowned for being fat ⁃Started getting more active and ate less Lil Debbie cakes and ended up being the best looking cousin ⁃Only shows up to thanksgiving really to stunt ⁃Lowkey wants a lifetime achievement award for their glo up but is humblepic.twitter.com/jEm7mvxXi3

Public Beatdown Auntie ⁃Literally will smack the shit out of her child anytime, anyplace ⁃If she doesn’t have to beat her child the whole family function, then her child isn’t there ⁃Literally only takes her child breathing wrong to pop thempic.twitter.com/5IpOTexu7b

AunTEA ⁃Knows everything that happens ⁃Thin edges ⁃Usually coordinates getting everyone together ⁃Extensive wig collection but none of them slap ⁃After she’s done gossiping about one aunt to the other, she washes, rinses, and repeats ⁃Always makes a salad for thanksgivingpic.twitter.com/aBkt2uDclk

Super Nice Cousin ⁃Always smiling ⁃Kinda forgettable at times cause they’re very reserved ⁃Has nothing that anyone can say bad about her ⁃Has to go work Black Friday after dinner at Target ⁃Very articulate and proper ⁃Has a lot of fly-a-wayspic.twitter.com/dHvWPLnuyK

Aunt One Syllable ⁃Has a gap ⁃Wears a plain t-shirt and long denim skirt ⁃Don’t hear much out of her except a “mhm” ⁃Will have one plate with all the food and then one separate plate just for the Chitlins ⁃Needs to let the perms go but is in denial about itpic.twitter.com/wkWj08Sumb