I've always admired the brutal honesty of service staff at Chinese restaurants. Once, when my ex-wife ordered a coke, the waiter grudgingly informed her that he would bring her one, but advised her not to drink too much lest she put on any more weight. 1/3
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Another time, we made a long overdue return to one of our favorite haunts only to have the waiter remark my wife had "gotten bigger". Then, off her withering look: "Working out!". At which point he proceeded to mime dumbbell curls. 2/3
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Yet another time, we went for lunch with my sister-in-law and her young son. "Three adults and one baby,"she informed the waitress. "Two babies,"the waitress corrected her. "One baby,"pointing to her son. "Two baby" pointing to her belly. She wan't pregnant. 3/3
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Ouch! I love reading bad reviews for spectacular restaurants in Chinatown. Consistently says, "they weren't smiling." Does smiling make the food taste better?
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My mother and stepfather once dined at a Japanese restaurant and ordered a bottle of sake to split between them. The server was reluctant to bring it, but they persisted. When it was time for the check, the server blurded out, " Well, you two sure can hold your liquor!"
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Omg! That IS harsh. But I understand what you mean. One time my karate sensei saw me at a restaurant and told me to stop eating because I would be too fat to train. I was eating a salad!! 😂
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