5 injuries to know me:
1. Compound wrist fracture after the trampoline we were setting up in 3rd grade gym class sprang back and snapped it in two.
2. Re-fracture of my wrist by some guy at the hospital when it was discovered the original break had been set incorrectly. 1/3
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3. Mysterious shoulder injury incurred after I pushed out one last shoulder press rep, resulting in a sound akin to shucking corn followed by a burning sensation in my rotator cuff.
4. Fiberglass in my eye changing a lightbulb at my ex's former office. 2/3
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5. Injury sustained by 3 year old me when the porcelain toilet seat unexpectedly slammed shut. 3/3
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Oh. This one sounds FUN...
1) Chipped kneecap from jumping into a trench and landing on a rock during an airsoft game.
2) Entire back of my right hand is scar tissue because some jackass decided to drag me up a sandstone cliff face while rock climbing.
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