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Joseph Mallozzi

@BaronDestructo

Does anyone else find it unnerving to wake up to the sound of their wife sharpening the kitchen knives first thing in the morning? Or is it just me?

3:25 PM · Oct 3, 2021

Carolyn Hinds -

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What was the last thing you said to her before going to sleep? 😅

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If she's doing that in the bedroom, yes.

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@ElevatedProc3ss

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Kitchen knives = food

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@BaronDestructo

Depends... how did she get into your girlfriends house?

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Davide Cortese / コルテセダヴィデ

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Well, you woke up, didn't you?

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My wife does the same thing and no it isn't you.

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@BaronDestructo

Lol

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I'm the cook in the house so I don't have to worry about that, but then again... If I do hear it when I wake up, Then.... I'll worry.🤣

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just you, I guess 😅🔪🔪🔪

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