I don’t know why I watch true crime documentaries so much but I imagine it’s because during them I just keep repeating “wow dude you’re pretty stable” to myself the whole time.
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I have a friend who is obsessed with them - so much so that if they ever discover a corpse in his freezer and the media interview me, unlike all those other serial killer neighbors who are all "He seemed so nice and quiet", I'll be like: "Oh yeah. Not surprised.. AT ALL."
If I suddenly vanish from the internet, point the police at my wife. She watches and reads those true crime videos and books.
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