"A crime is no fun without riddles. I'll have you know that's the main reason I took up this crime game."
"No Best Dressed list is complete without the addition of the Queen of Criminals, the Princess of Plunder, yours untruly."
"He who laughs last, laughs *good*!"
"If you pick the right door, I'm yours, Batman. If you pick the wrong door, you're mine. So which is it, Batman? The lady or the tiger?"