Hey, I volunteered to babysit my friend's kids today! We're eating fresh fruit, watching musicals and talent shows. Later, I'm going to watch the Oscars because I feel awards are an apolitical and objective measure of an artist's talent and worth. Can't wait for the singing!
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That was an interesting song, but I could’ve used more autotune
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That's fun! I used to do that for my friends too when their kids were younger. How old are they?
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I thought I stepped into bizarro world until I read the retweeted part. I was actually a bit worried 😆
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This paragraph tells me more about you than any interview or QnA session ever and I love it
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I played Fortnite all morning and got 7 straight wins! After that, I watched the Cats movie and enjoyed it thoroughly, especially, the top notch effects.
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I thought you were having a great day with fresh fruit and musicals. That sounds like a perfect afternoon to me 😂 I don’t care for award shows though the BAFTA’s are okay because they’re usually pretty funny.
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im watching and enjoying star trek discovery.
Fuck ppl will know send the fucking army in
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