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Joseph Mallozzi ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
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Showrunner/Executive Producer/Writer - Dark Matter, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: Universe, Utopia Falls
josephmallozzi.comJoined October 2010

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Shortly, after SG-1 was cancelled, we stopped receiving network notes. As a gag, I wrote a scene into a script that saw our resident alien, Teal'c, inadvertently attend a reading of the Vagina Monologues. I assumed that, when they saw it, they would ask me to remove it...
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The Horror Marathon continues with... Braid (2018) Two wanted women decide to rob their wealthy psychotic friend who lives in the fantasy world they created as children; to take the money they have to take part in a deadly perverse game of make believe.
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#UnusualDeaths On November 17, 375 AD, Roman Emperor Valentian I was so outraged by the attitude of some visiting foreign envoys that he yelled at them with such intense fury that he suffered a stroke and dropped dead on the spot.
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The Horror Marathon continues with... Livide/Livid (2011) The suggestion of a big treasure hidden somewhere inside Mrs Jessel's once renowned classical dance academy will become an irresistible lure to a fiendish trap for Lucie and her friends.
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No, not THAT Norfolk Southern train derailment in Ohio involving a hazmat crew. THIS one!
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๐Ÿšจ#BREAKING: Hazmats crews are heading massive train derailment site with residence told to shelter in place ๐Ÿ“Œ#Springfield | #Ohio Currently A larger emergency response along with hazmat crews are underway to a massive train derailment in Springfield, Ohio where approximatelyโ€ฆย Show more
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The Horror Marathon continues with... Play Dead (2022) After faking her own death to steal evidence from a morgue, a young woman discovers the coroner has been using the morgue as a front for a sick and twisted business. A scary game of cat and mouse ensues.
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#UnusualDeaths - Knocked on the Noggin Edition 334 BC - The Greek comic poet Antiphanes, killed by a pear. June 6, 1217 - Henry 1 of Castile, killed by a floor tile. March 20, 1751 - Frederick Prince of Wales, killed by a cricket ball.
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Honorable Mentions: Sweet Juice by Purple Kiss, Rising by tripleS, and Sympathy by Shin Jimin. A #KpopTop10 list from twitter.com/TVWatchtower/s Over to and
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Songs that impressed and captured my attention โ€” Top 10 #Kpop Songs of February 2023: (9) Mikscod (@miks_cod) โ€œBreatherโ€ #DOCSKIM #mikscod #Breather #KpopTop10 youtu.be/4SbN1whuO0o
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The Horror Marathon continues with... Blood (2022) Jess, a separated mother and nurse, moves with her daughter and young son Owen back into her old farmhouse. Shortly after settling in, Owen is bitten by the dog, resulting in a mysterious infection from the bite.
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The Horror Marathon continues with... Mr. Harrigan's Phone (2022) When Mr. Harrigan dies, Craig, the teen who befriended him, puts his smart phone in his pocket before burial. When the lonely youth sends his dead friend a message, he is shocked to get a return text.
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