Trystan McClellan

2020 is going to be a long year

The idea of a Democracy app that doesn't work and then when you call the support line you find it busy because they didn't plan for failure is not just *peak* 2020 but also an obnoxiously on-point metaphor.

Let Bernie go to bed he old af

so we take the number of voters and divide by the number of delegates. compensating for viability threshold of 15% we then perform what’s called a second alignment. but if you clip out of bounds on that exact frame you do caucus skip [applause] think we have time for donations

I know and have met a great many Bernie supporters. They are women, people of color, politically engaged young people, athiests, Muslims and long-standing Progressive Jews like myself. None of them are 'bros'. All of them want a sustainable future and a more equal nation.

There is a point at which negligence and incompetence are no better than ratfucking the results.

the bartender at this uno's pizzeria is taking my phone and saying he has to do 'quality control' on my tweets before i send them. normal democracy.

true story: i worked the gritty launch event. like i got to see him backstage before the audience & media did. and my coworkers and i were alight with enraptured, wondrous horror. "what is going to HAPPEN when that comes out??" we asked ourselves, because we honestly DIDN'T KNOW.https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/1224458561129865216 …

thinking a lot abt success of Baby Yoda & Gritty versus the manufactured unpleasantness of things like Baby Nut and the lesson is, I think, that of the lead casket: you cannot fake chaos; you must risk ugliness; give and hazard all

Like every single person classified as "Generation X" I adore Michael J. Fox. Not only a talented actor and ridiculously likable person, but quietly heroic in the way he has handled his Parkinson's with grace, generosity, and humor.

lost a parent to advanced lung cancer as kid and honestly this recent news has eked absolutely zero sympathy out of me.

Rot in hell, Mr. Peanut

2020: the year the empty emotionally manipulative commercial replaced “what if we were random and goofy like the Internet?”

That’s me in the corner That’s me in the spot light Deleting my fan fiction

am I annoyed that the ARRIVAL aliens sold out for Wal-Mart or happy that Wal-Mart thinks they have a large enough cultural footprint to be that dumb ad

not caring about hillary clinton anymore ain’t the same thing as not caring about women. she is not “all women.” she was mistreated by the press, but so was monica and she hasn’t had anything to say about that. regardless, hillary is rich, she will be fine, I owe her nothing

put this in right in the face of the “CG is ruining movies” crowdhttps://twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/1223273598065897472 …