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@BananasRoyally
Just here for the spooning bananas and eventual vindication tour when proven right.
Joined May 2019

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When the first bite of a s'more hits your soul 😍 Prince Louis!
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Kate is joint president of @scouts and the Waleses joined @3rdUptonScouts to help renovate their Scout Hut, planting, sanding and painting, with some marshmallow toasting and archery along the way. Louis, 5, already looks to pretty nifty with a bow and arrow 🏹 #coronation
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The flower tiaras look reminiscent of Queen Elizabeth II coronation. While I love a glittering tiara, I'm glad we didn't just get the Cambridge Lover's Knot again.
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I don't care if you don't like Camilla, but for the love of all things...STOP the sexist nonsense w/ calling her ugly or slut-shaming her for an affair from 30+ yrs ago. It says more about you than it does her. *end rant*
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Charles paid for her new home (reverts to Crown when she passes). Did Angela Kelly sign an extensive NDA and forfeit her 3rd book for this? Charles hated that she was allowed to write anything at all.
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< For several months she was asked to sort through the Queen's clothes. Many will be stored and exhibited, others, with labels removed, will be discreetly passed on to the second-hand market. > 🔍🤔 dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/ar
Charles is so petty. QEII clearly cared deeply for her friendship with Angela Kelly. I hope her 3rd book is filled with all the tea.
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The Queen's former right-hand woman Angela Kelly has been 'cut off' by King Charles | Daily Mail Online dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1
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He has great taste in bags as well. 😉
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This was the moment one-year-old Daniel Williams took a fancy to the Princess of Wales' handbag as she greeted crowds in Aberfan 👜 itv.com/news/wales/202
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Do you think Harry will make an excuse and not show for the Coronation after stirring the pot this week?
  • Bails & blames evil press
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  • Shows up
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  • 50/50 chance he bails
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My dude, the press shielded you. We all bought into the "cheeky prince" narrative. All. Of. Us. . Clearly, they hid your most unhinged behavior from the public.
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What is Harry on⁉️ <“People die as a result of trolling, & people will continue to take their own lives when they can’t see any other way out. How much more blood will stain their typing fingers before someone can put a stop to this madness?”>🤦🏻‍♀️💥🍄🥃💨🌿 archive.vn/qiD8Q
Harry speculating about the skin color of his future children with Meghan Markle. My guess is he said it all along, then they spun it as someone else saying it to cry racism
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8 versions of one article. Eight. This is fast becoming an embarrassment next time the phone rings from California ‘royal sources’, ignore it. In fact just change your number at this point. They are shredding your integrity at their crisis PR altar.
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Wow. Now 8 versions of the same article. @victoria_ward still having a fun weekend 😂💻💻💻 twitter.com/D67502620Sh/st…
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Throwback article for the squad who still believe that Harry & Meghan DON‘T talk to the British Press <I say my goodbyes to Harry & Meghan, who pack me off with hugs and homemade jam> Hugs & homemade jam. Cosy.🙄 Bryony still writes for The Telegraph.
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