I suggest wearing your unicorn onesie as a disguise.pic.twitter.com/hGz2mssP94
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I suggest wearing your unicorn onesie as a disguise.pic.twitter.com/hGz2mssP94
It doesn't fit and no doubt the police will be checking it for semen samples. #waxmyballs
Go Jessica! Go as far and as fast as those scooter batteries can carry you. Remember to not be racist in Mexico and I hope the spicy food doesn't cause your delicate lady bowels to rebel.
We're waiting for you, queen.


I’m dead
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 




FUNNEST POST TODAY!!!! MAYBE ALL WEEK!!!!
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