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    1.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 26 May 2017
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      Spontaneously exercising models of the world by seeking out @literalbanana-memes and figuring out the troll angle.https://traue.commons.gc.cuny.edu/issue-2-fall-2013/davis/ …

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    2.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 26 May 2017
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      This new trend among autodidacts and post-rationalists. It attracts polymaths like ants to smushed bananas.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/863870808879497218 …

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      You can learn more about truth faster not by 'correct' beliefs, but by having others explain why your trollish misappropriations are bad.
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    3.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 26 May 2017
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      "Every company attempting to innovate needs some version of a Banana as a Service!" 🍌 https://www.forbes.com/sites/chunkamui/2014/04/23/3-keys-to-an-effective-devils-advocate/#64f4593183d1 …pic.twitter.com/wqVj1GWGMY

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    4.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 26 May 2017
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      Sincerity trolling is still trolling? "made some very tart remarks about philosophers. All of them were true." https://www.quora.com/Is-Richard-Feynman-a-troll …

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    5.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 22 Aug 2017
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      What if that's bad? https://twitter.com/simon_penn_r/status/899344436106117120 …

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    6.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 22 Aug 2017
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       🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted Ordinary Banana

      I wish I had basic beliefs. I don't even know what I believe have the time.https://twitter.com/literalbanana/status/712913395645685760 …

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      Ordinary Banana @literalbanana
      sorry but if sincerely defending your beliefs is clearly and easily distinguishable from trolling then your beliefs are basic
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    7.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 22 Aug 2017
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      How can I tell when I'm joking? I often struggle to recognize my own sarcasm.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/780293407809810432 …

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      Best jokes change minds by minding change. Mine jokes that mind jokes. I am a joke mining jokes who don't mind jokes. Hope you don't mind.
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    8.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 22 Aug 2017
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      I'm making fun of myself, but I'm not joking?https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/784978536520089600 …

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      Holy shit, I watched Charlie & The Chocolate Factory for years without realizing what sarcasm is. This explains everything. pic.twitter.com/DvdglkALCs
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    9.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 22 Aug 2017
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      Just thinking about this makes me uneasy. I am often stricken w/ dread that everything I know is just a cruel joke.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/690086340373942272 …

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      Sarcasm is like Schrodinger's cat. I'm never quite sure if I'm using the analogy correctly.
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    10.  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 22 Aug 2017
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      Or maybe the world *IS* a cruel joke, and everybody else is just laughing at me because the world goes over my head.

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      Oatmeal Agitante‏ @BagelDaughter 22 Aug 2017
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      The world is a bully, and we're all laughing along like we're in on the jokes so it might decide not be beat us up

      6:17 AM - 22 Aug 2017
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