We hired a team of contemplatives to feel our company's guilt!
Each quarter they produce an esoteric work of art capturing the nuance of our transgressions
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For a fee, members of the public can skype in to personally witness one of our contemplatives weeping
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This doesn't actually make us good but it increases our ethical liquidity
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