Side effects may include: - Having been in a massive simulation all along - Identifying as a timeless, non-human concept - The destruction of all things that are not your child
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Ask your doctor about IS, the new prenatal vaccine for the prevention of low anthropic birthweight. IS is clinically proven to increase the prior probability of your child's existence in the multiverse
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