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    David Baddiel‏Verified account @Baddiel Apr 25

    David Baddiel Retweeted Aeddan ap Garth

    OK. Good. If I may: My computer can't connect to my printer via the normal male to female USB. Worried it's because it has an incel processor.https://twitter.com/aeddan19/status/989136215030059009 …

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    Aeddan ap Garth @aeddan19
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    My computer has been trying to connect to the printer for 2 days now, I'm worried it has an incel processor.
    6:40 AM - 25 Apr 2018
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      2. Andy Corbett‏ @andy_j_corbett Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        My computer plays 'Someone Like You' every time I turn it on. The help desk said it's because it's a Dell. That's a computer joke, not really an 'Incel' joke though, but I made it up and I'm quite proud of it!

        3 replies 13 retweets 81 likes
      3. David Baddiel‏Verified account @Baddiel Apr 25
        Replying to @andy_j_corbett

        Love it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Thumbs‏ @letitbeta Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        My computer's lack of a hard drive makes me think it is also an incel

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      1. Prime‏ @TheBhoyPrime Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        That doesn't work. The standard printer cable is a USB type A-->USB Type B. not male to female. Poor show David.

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      1. Alan‏ @mrbenn27 Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        Surely Incel will never be inside.

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      1. David Power‏ @daveypower Apr 26
        Replying to @Baddiel

        So only a male/female connecter is ‘normal’, right? Homophobic and thoroughly offensive. I’m reporting you to Ricky Gervais...

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      1. Sun King‏ @BriefLess Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        It might be time to ask Frank for help..

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      1. .bert.‏ @bertiehallums Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        My incel computer is useless, it only uses floppy disks and cannot hook up to the internet.

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      1. Derek Norwell‏ @DirkNorwell Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        pic.twitter.com/PSMyw06UWy

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      1. Mike K‏ @mhk2171 Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        My computer won't interface to anything. I try, but it just rejects everything and won't tell me why. It has Incel Inside.

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      1. Phil Greenwood‏ @greenwop Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        Have to get something about hard disks not being mounted in there…

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      1. R. Marr‏ @RolloTreadway Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        There's a time to accept that a prospective joke just isn't going to work. And that time is now.

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      1. Joe Dutton‏ @N3SJoe Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        I’d say that’s good to go ha

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      1. Тим Хилл #NotReallyInTheFBI #FBPE‏ @Tim_JR_Hill Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        They could have saved a few letters on the billboard for '40-year-old Virgin'and just called it Incel.

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      1. steve akerman‏ @frimleysteve Apr 25
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        Incel inside. I wish.

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