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    David Baddiel‏Verified account @Baddiel Apr 25

    Worried my computer uses an incel processor. But more worried that I can't think of a punchline to that setup.

    6:32 AM - 25 Apr 2018
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      1. David Baddiel‏Verified account @Baddiel Apr 25

        What about: Every time I turn it on, it starts crying.

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      2. jazzwerewolf‏ @jazzwerewolf Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        that's probably why it's not fucked yet

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      3. David Baddiel‏Verified account @Baddiel Apr 25
        Replying to @jazzwerewolf

        Very good. Again a tiny reworking...? I'm very pleased with my computer's incel processor. It keeps it from ever getting fucked.

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      1. Gary White‏ @_garywhite_ Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        It's archaic, it can't update, it only runs MS-Ogynist.

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      1. Daniel Tarry‏ @Djtbm1 Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        My computer uses an incel processor, I can't remember the last time it was turned on by a woman.

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      1. steve_gallagher‏ @steve_gallagher Apr 25
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        Fails to connect to hard drive and blames the motherboard?

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      1. Nick Parker‏ @nickparker Apr 25
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        Surely nobody’s ever had an Incel Inside.?

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      1. Aeddan ap Garth‏ @aeddan19 Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        My computer has been trying to connect to the printer for 2 days now, I'm worried it has an incel processor.

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      1. Aaron Miller‏ @aa_miller Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        Are those processors the ones made by Virgin?

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      1. Brian O'Keefe‏ @rider45 Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        Check the motherboard it’ll only have male connectors.

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      2. Darryl Watkinson‏ @UnkleKnacker Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        Did it come in a box ?, probably not..

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      1. Phil Heslop‏ @PhilipHeslop Apr 25
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        Incel never inside, surely?

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      1. Ben‏ @bear_kp Apr 25
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        Pent(up)ium?

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      1. Mike  🐝‏ @strongbowholic Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        Worried my computer uses an incel processor... It whines when turned on and is inadequate at everything.

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      1. Robert Walnut‏ @bobbywalnut Apr 25
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        Can't be a PC...

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      1. Ed Morris‏ @LoserInTheEnd Apr 25
        Replying to @Baddiel

        Hopefully someone will chip in...

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      1. Jonathan Treml #peoplesvote‏ @drjtreml Apr 25
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        The problem with an Incel processor is that it keeps coming unscrewed.

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      1. Mark Randall #FBPE‏ @MarkGWomble Apr 25
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        It's never been turned on?

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