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Oh! Head Kid has won the
@WHSMith Children's Book of The Year Award. How nice. Thanks@WHSmith! https://www.thebookseller.com/news/jones-nichol-and-baddiel-pen-whsmith-books-year-893911 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
How lovely. Send her my best. ps can you check on that teddy bear, I'm not sure it's breathing.https://twitter.com/zobocop1/status/1081509529806868481 …
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Mistaking. If you’re going to be a racist fuckwit, speak English. https://twitter.com/dogcraft_lives/status/1081305337255346176 …
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It is us. Not, despite appearances, our granddads.https://twitter.com/garage_mechanic/status/1081296754132303872 …
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David Baddiel Retweeted
Finally watching The Trouble with Dad with
@Baddiel. Very moving
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Don’t miss the
#BigFatQuiz of everything tonight at 9pm on@Channel4, with@joelycett,@sanditoksvig,@Baddiel, Frank Skinner,@kathbum and@bignarstie.pic.twitter.com/BVNAcjXKWE
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David Baddiel Retweeted
See
#AniMalcolm live at@AtkinsonThe this February#HalfTerm!



A vibrant and gloriously funny #musical from the award-winning@story_pocket, combining physical theatre & puppetry to bring@Baddiel's comic story to life.
Fri 22 & Sat 23 Feb 2019 http://www.theatkinson.co.uk/events/david-baddiel-animalcolm/ …pic.twitter.com/cTn8kxBp9EThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I’m a famous artist/actor/pop star/politician in a biopic. Weirdly, my life has a pattern, structure and satisfying emotional journey that it certainly didn’t when I was living it.
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Hello, I'm a depressed middle-aged man in a boring job in a movie. A series of idiosyncratic happenings that at first seem absurd to me but eventually I completely go with are about to sort out my depression, thank God.
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Hi. I’m the driver of a classic Peterbilt truck in a movie, and when I drive towards an out of control car chase or a person in the middle of the road I am unable to brake, and instead must maintain my speed while sounding a very loud horn.
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Hi, I’m a stand-up comic in a movie. I’ve just had a major personal event but I have a gig! Jokes I did previously aren’t working, the audience are shifting uncomfortably. So, instead, I talk about the personal event and it all comes out funny! I leave the stage to huge applause!
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Dear Abu I think it's this one: Delete your account. Thanks, all best Dhttps://twitter.com/Abu_Corbyn/status/1081137382953549824 …
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David Baddiel Retweeted
Hi, I’m a killer in a movie. I always speak, in a “I’m really interested” way, about something quizzical to the person I’m about to kill. I do give myself away by being much to close to them and staring. And also by suddenly breaking off from my quzzical chat and shooting them.
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David Baddiel Retweeted
VEGETANLE SAUSGE ROLE? WHATS NEXT GREGS IS JOHN CLOUD YUNKER MAKING YOUR MENUS! I DID NOT DIE IN THE BLOODY FALKLANDS JUST TO WAKE UP 1 DAY AND OPEN MY PASTY TO FIND A GIRL PIG USING THE BOYS TOILET! WITH A BOY HAIRCUT! WHATD NEXT GREGS STEAK N KIDNEY PIES WITH A BURKA ON!!
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Sounds to me like
@PiersMorgan would be happy to eat the#greggsvegansausageroll, as long as it turned out to be actually made of vegans.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Here's what's actually minced up in the non-vegan sausage roll.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twS_COailzk …
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This is out in a week in the UK. Judging from experience it will be greeted either with indifference or with a strongly-polarised mixture of hatred and love. Excited to find out which form of harrowing self-doubt it will be!pic.twitter.com/6dE3wnll8U
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Didn't get your
#BigFatQuiz fix over Christmas? Us neither! Tune into@Channel4 tomorrow night at 9pm and join@jimmycarr for The Big Fat Quiz of Everything with@joelycett,@sanditoksvig,@FrankOnTheRadio,@Baddiel,@bignarstie &@Kathbumpic.twitter.com/7qd4YOyFyd
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Donald makes that old mistake of telling people about an amazing dream he had.https://twitter.com/ellievan65/status/1080615235784970241 …
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From the level of outrage I can only assume Greggs new vegan sausage roll means they’ve permanently discontinued all meat ones.
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The Sun explains that there is a difference between red and black.pic.twitter.com/SpcqNWujAJ
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