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As the sun set on a sleepy evening, all across town the washing machines waited to make their move.
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Arthur can usually be found in his beloved garden, soaking up the darkness.
#gardenchairofsolitude
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A spectacular lack of taste can sometimes help make a room look larger than it actually is.
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I still think the neighbours’ response to our Halloween party has been an overreaction.
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1 bedroom terraced medieval castle for sale. Would suit first time Tudor monarch.
rightmove.co.uk/properties/132
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Best seats in the house for the next time Grandma falls down the stairs.
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Thankfully, in 1998 Florida State passed a bylaw banning the use of mirrors below waist height.
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We’re looking for a quick sale, ideally before that spreads to the ground floor.
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Wishing you all a cheap, flammable Christmas and an uninsured New Year.
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As the day drew to a close Panda and Eeyore realised birthday parties don’t organise themselves.
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Once again Malcolm’s reputation as an architect was compromised by his love of rollercoasters.
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Eventually mankind created a bathroom so stylish it fractured space and time.
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Grandpa says thanks for the Kindle, which he’s using as a door stop.
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The stairs are an ideal place for worried children to overhear the collapse of their parents marriage.
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Our new window cleaner works remotely so we have to send him the windows one by one.
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The innkeeper knew it would be quicker and easier if Mary and Joseph just took the barn.
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No academic research is complete without an interview with the guy who writes those stupid captions.
Thanks to & from for taking things a tiny bit seriously for like 5 minutes.
#dasdigitalebild #thedigitalimage
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Property would benefit from renovation and the lifting of an 18th Century curse.
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Skilled use of image editing software can help make unfurnished properties look far worse.
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At the top of the stairs the current owners have added a fourth dimension.
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“Stuck, no. I’m certainly not stuck. I’m just taking some time, thinking things through.”
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It’s only a problem if someone wants to shower or cook during office hours.
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Render air fresheners redundant by mercilessly assaulting your guests’ other senses.
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Remove the need for a vacuum cleaner by eliminating the possibility of floorspace.
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Ming the Merciless never really got over the time nobody turned up for his first sleepover.
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