Imagine taking time out of your life to argue with a mom about something that made her kids day. What a fucking douchebag.
Chris M.
@BadMoodMorgado
i wish i had stayed in bed. xxx.
(disclaimer: i do not represent my employer on the internet - these are strictly the personal opinions of a curmudgeon)
Joined December 2010
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Hardcore kids.
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who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?
“AC DC just wrote the same song over and over”
You all know you listen to hardcore, right?
. reminding everyone that MSG hosted a Nazi rally, while playing at MSG, is a God tier punk rock fuck you.
You were so much cooler when you didn't talk.
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Roe v. Wade has been overturned! This clears the way for states like TN to pass stronger protections for the unborn, and is an answer to a prayer for so many. #RightToLife #Victory
What color camo do you use to hide a 6′ 5″ 285lb tattooed man?
All of them.
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Most Straight Edge bands are just dramatically venting their spleen about some shitty drunk jock asshole or a friend that became an annoying pothead, not some poor homeless guy with an actual addiction problem. Relax.
Every single one of you should make it your New Years resolution to never do this bullshit with your Instagram stories ever a fucking gain:
Hardcore > metal.
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Big Bad @brodyxking just bending metal barricades in half out here in Detroit
Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS!
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Hdhjdjdhc mosh pits are literally safe spaces. It’s a designated area where Expected PVP happens and there are pit rules and etiquette and if someone doesn’t want to be there or doesn’t feel safe; a safe exit is made for them. Mosh pits are literally a communal safe space twitter.com/Xxminiongurl69…
Local man loses hot dog eating contest, takes it out on human frankfurter. Film at 11.
Someone tell Kevin Sullivan that Buffalo has produced yet another Purple Haze…
All other things set aside, Harley showing up, singing Down But Not Out with Cold World, and then just walking right off the stage and out of the room was cool as hell.
You hear that jaywalkers? Welcome to ANTIFA. twitter.com/scrowder/statu
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Remember that time Meng got the chair broken over his head and it just hung around his neck without him even budging? Yeah, @PCOQuebecer did that tonight with a door. And then he broke the door. And a couple other doors. And Joey. Excuse me. With Joey. He broke them WITH Joey.
Imagine joining a 1%er club & saying "hey guys why all the sketchiness, we need to fall in line with society!" That's hardcore kids in 2017.
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It has truly been a banner week for lack of common sense and basic logic from 20somethings on this motherfucker.
Not for nuthin', but if you're a hardcore kid maybe the last thing you should be doing is jumping straight to "omg a Nazi!" when you see an iron cross tattoo.
Seriously, if you're into punk rock and think it was wrong of Kathy Griffin to pose with a fake severed Trump head, go the fuck home.
The actual best movie of 2008 was Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yes, I am well aware what else came out that year and I don’t care, it’s still true.
I’m not saying punk rock shouldn’t ever inspire you to try and change the world, but some of you really need to stop confusing hardcore with the peace corps.
The song of the year God’s Hate off the album of the year God’s Hate by the band of the year God’s Hate.
2014: "yo if no warning ever plays Im gonna actually kill someone"
2015: "yo if anyone needs 2 no warning tickets I can't actually go"
Seeing “hc is ableist” replies on that Jay video when literally from the day I started going to shows 30 years ago I have seen openly disabled people be part of the scene, be familiar faces at every show, and be supported and made welcome, is some truly aggravating shit.
If you're sitting there bitching that Danielson and Suzuki is happening with no story, or that it's on a commercial free YouTube show and not Rampage or Dynamite, your priorities as a wrestling fan are way out of wack.
If you're advocating for venues taking a merch cut, you're neither a punk nor a hardcore kid. GTFO.
Matthew Justice: a man who loves ECW so much he takes an Awesomebomb thru a table on the outside, a Balls Mahoney-esque chairshot to the head, AND manages to get a New Jack style balcony dive in, all during a barbed wire rope match where Fonzie is his manager.
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GCW To Live And Die in LA, Nick Gage v Alex Colon, ’s son had just been born and we’re standing at the back with him in the stroller; they end up in the crowd heading right for us, and as they come brawling by Nick whispers “move the baby Brody I’m so sorry”. #MDKDay
Every hc kid rn:
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I am a HUGE Death Before Dishonor fan! @dbdbhc twitter.com/jptame/status/…
California shows on some legitimate post apocalyptic wild west Mad Max shit, and I love seeing it, even tho it means I’m going to be inevitably let down when I finally go to a show again and nothing explodes.
STRAIGHT EDGE.
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CM Punk says he wants to see Brody King in AEW.
#AEWFullGear
How can you expect people to react rationally to injustice when you refuse to address the injustice that they want you to address?
Is Stickman fronting 25 Ta Life at TIHC the ultimate hc beef power move? I think it might be.
God's Hate. Straight Edge. My fucking best friend. 🖤
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It's @Brodyxking here at #AEW!!!
The Kings of the Black Throne have arrived!
Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on @TBSNetwork
People losing their shit for a senior citizen in facepaint taking his shirt off for the first time in almost a decade and diving off a stack of oversized decorative poker chips is just one of those beautiful only in professional wrestling things.
I am not gonna lie, I just laughed my ass off.
With Stranger Things 2 almost up on us, I feel it is important to reiterate: Fuck Barb.
01.25.03 forever, and you fuckin know this. 🔒🔒🔒
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17 years of @lockinout today, wow... thx for the reminder @BadMoodMorgado 
The two coolest things I’ve ever done in hardcore are ghost writing the lyrics for the No Tolerance demo and destroying every Straight Edge kids ability to count. Two words...
RATM concerts were always full of white hat jocks who just wanted to violently push mosh and scream Fuck You I Won’t Do What You Tell Me with no context, I don’t know why y’all are so surprised when 20+ years later they all reveal they didn’t know it was political.
Kevin sent his Beyond burger back because it had cheese, no food for Kevin!
If you think Straight Edge means that the legal hardships of others are a joke deserving of public belittling, you can go Xfuck yourselfX.
Broke my own rules and paid for the Suzuki photo op, but cmon. How often do you get to take a picture with God?
That moment when you realize the photo of yourself from the God's Hate set isn't as bad as it gets...
Honestly bummed wasn’t here to see shotgun a beer while sitting on a sea-doo in a filthy warehouse, then toss the can into the ceiling where it proceeded to stream down so people could drink it like a fountain.
This jerkoff can’t even quote Hatebreed right.
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WE HAVE JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT!!!
Why are people freaking out over AOQ being on Spotify, y’all should own that fucking record already smgdh this world truly has passed me by.
Punk rock and hardcore are not, nor have they ever been, a "safe space". You've just been spoiled.
Can we all be honest and admit that Bernie would've literally told him to shut the fuck up by now.
Preview of Gods Hate record release.
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Certainly did not have Nick Gage threatening to slap Netanyahu on my bingo card.
There’s a Youth of Today show next door but they’re not straight edge and God’s Hate is soooo….
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It's almost like the side that recognizes we're in a pandemic mailed in their ballots...
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They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!
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everyone else is staring at Punk, he's shifting around trying to maintain eye contact with the damn camera and mugging like crazy. literally took me down from a euphoric state.
The recent promos took them over the top. Who doesn’t wanna pop for 80s movie villains who call their enemies “crumbs” and “slick”?
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The Butcher and The Blade getting MAD POPS on Elevation. I still remember them debuting to pin drop silence attacking Cody in 2019. Their evolution has been incredible to watch.
I wouldn't mind a push for these two psycho's in the AEW tag team division this year.
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She seems nice. I look forward to her moshing video.
...I'm starting to think the British fella is the babyface here guys.
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Being forced to ‘pledge allegiance’ to a flag when you’re a child, and you don’t even know the atrocities that the country whose flag it is, does?!?! No, I’m not a fan of that. It’s brainwashing. Propaganda in its truest form.
I have wanted to see and have a one on one for I dunno how long now. For it to possibly happen in a New Japan ring, even if it’s one in LA? Dream come true.
Oh good “post every single picture you took in 2020 in your Instagram story” season is here.
There is just something so precious about a bunch of grown ass men waving flags that say “fuck your feelings” during a march they’re having because they’re sad about losing.
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I will get you this very rare very expensive Spider Man comic book.
My favorite army of industrial strength psycho freaks. 🧡
If you're Straight Edge and don't like Murphy's Law please kindly fuck right the hell off.
For anyone wanting to see the enters the ETID mosh pit footage discussed on today’s #JUBACAST (please note him almost moshing fellow documentarian ):
Best mosher of the 90s was Freddy Madball, best frontman of the 90s was Freddy Madball, best hardcore band of the 90s was Madball.
“Cancel culture doesn’t exist” aka the motto of people who will dig back decades to try and find a gotcha they can use to try and socially ostracize someone. 🙄
I got dat Birds Eye view.
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Also got one from da same gig
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Why did everyone spend two days talking about some kid having Brody choke slam him into the crowd when some other kid nailed a standing fucking backflip literally on the last note of the set? A+.
AEW presents an artistic reinterpretation of Raspberry Beret by Prince, starring as the beret and Darby’s squashed corpse as the raspberry.
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I'm glad my man is getting so much love, but I am also kinda disappointed that no one has tried to gotcha me on this...
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I honestly can't wait for Bezos to hit a trillion dollars so I can watch people try to argue with a straight face that it wouldn't be fair to tax his net worth at a 90% rate when that would still leave him with A HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.
The celebrities can keep Insted tbh.
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The worst bump took tonight was actually the non-televised one from when she was hyperactively running down the sidewalk pushing her giant suitcase in front of her, caught it on a crack, and went ass over tea kettle right over the top to the pavement.
Have a lot of great memories and made some great friendships here. Got to see my best friend go from the crowd to the ring here, For The Table was created here... bummed to see it. twitter.com/strydersnake/s
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Gleeful jokes aside, we all know that the semi-sentient diarrhea heap in a suit will either luck into minimal symptoms or lie about how sick he gets, then brag about how it’s no big deal, right? Either way he’s 100% going to call himself “strong” when discussing it for sure.


















