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Chris M.
@BadMoodMorgado
i wish i had stayed in bed. xxx. (disclaimer: i do not represent my employer on the internet - these are strictly the personal opinions of a curmudgeon)
Joined December 2010

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Most Straight Edge bands are just dramatically venting their spleen about some shitty drunk jock asshole or a friend that became an annoying pothead, not some poor homeless guy with an actual addiction problem. Relax.
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Every single one of you should make it your New Years resolution to never do this bullshit with your Instagram stories ever a fucking gain:
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All other things set aside, Harley showing up, singing Down But Not Out with Cold World, and then just walking right off the stage and out of the room was cool as hell.
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Remember that time Meng got the chair broken over his head and it just hung around his neck without him even budging? Yeah, @PCOQuebecer did that tonight with a door. And then he broke the door. And a couple other doors. And Joey. Excuse me. With Joey. He broke them WITH Joey.
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Imagine joining a 1%er club & saying "hey guys why all the sketchiness, we need to fall in line with society!" That's hardcore kids in 2017.
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Not for nuthin', but if you're a hardcore kid maybe the last thing you should be doing is jumping straight to "omg a Nazi!" when you see an iron cross tattoo.
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Seriously, if you're into punk rock and think it was wrong of Kathy Griffin to pose with a fake severed Trump head, go the fuck home.
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The actual best movie of 2008 was Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yes, I am well aware what else came out that year and I don’t care, it’s still true.
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I’m not saying punk rock shouldn’t ever inspire you to try and change the world, but some of you really need to stop confusing hardcore with the peace corps.
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2014: "yo if no warning ever plays Im gonna actually kill someone" 2015: "yo if anyone needs 2 no warning tickets I can't actually go"
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Seeing “hc is ableist” replies on that Jay video when literally from the day I started going to shows 30 years ago I have seen openly disabled people be part of the scene, be familiar faces at every show, and be supported and made welcome, is some truly aggravating shit.
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If you're sitting there bitching that Danielson and Suzuki is happening with no story, or that it's on a commercial free YouTube show and not Rampage or Dynamite, your priorities as a wrestling fan are way out of wack.
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Matthew Justice: a man who loves ECW so much he takes an Awesomebomb thru a table on the outside, a Balls Mahoney-esque chairshot to the head, AND manages to get a New Jack style balcony dive in, all during a barbed wire rope match where Fonzie is his manager.
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Replying to
GCW To Live And Die in LA, Nick Gage v Alex Colon, ’s son had just been born and we’re standing at the back with him in the stroller; they end up in the crowd heading right for us, and as they come brawling by Nick whispers “move the baby Brody I’m so sorry”. #MDKDay
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California shows on some legitimate post apocalyptic wild west Mad Max shit, and I love seeing it, even tho it means I’m going to be inevitably let down when I finally go to a show again and nothing explodes.
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People losing their shit for a senior citizen in facepaint taking his shirt off for the first time in almost a decade and diving off a stack of oversized decorative poker chips is just one of those beautiful only in professional wrestling things.
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The two coolest things I’ve ever done in hardcore are ghost writing the lyrics for the No Tolerance demo and destroying every Straight Edge kids ability to count. Two words...
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RATM concerts were always full of white hat jocks who just wanted to violently push mosh and scream Fuck You I Won’t Do What You Tell Me with no context, I don’t know why y’all are so surprised when 20+ years later they all reveal they didn’t know it was political.
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If you think Straight Edge means that the legal hardships of others are a joke deserving of public belittling, you can go Xfuck yourselfX.
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Why are people freaking out over AOQ being on Spotify, y’all should own that fucking record already smgdh this world truly has passed me by.
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Replying to
everyone else is staring at Punk, he's shifting around trying to maintain eye contact with the damn camera and mugging like crazy. literally took me down from a euphoric state.
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The recent promos took them over the top. Who doesn’t wanna pop for 80s movie villains who call their enemies “crumbs” and “slick”?
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The Butcher and The Blade getting MAD POPS on Elevation. I still remember them debuting to pin drop silence attacking Cody in 2019. Their evolution has been incredible to watch. I wouldn't mind a push for these two psycho's in the AEW tag team division this year.
...I'm starting to think the British fella is the babyface here guys.
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Replying to @rocketjohn and @Ashbpne
Being forced to ‘pledge allegiance’ to a flag when you’re a child, and you don’t even know the atrocities that the country whose flag it is, does?!?! No, I’m not a fan of that. It’s brainwashing. Propaganda in its truest form.
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There is just something so precious about a bunch of grown ass men waving flags that say “fuck your feelings” during a march they’re having because they’re sad about losing.
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“Cancel culture doesn’t exist” aka the motto of people who will dig back decades to try and find a gotcha they can use to try and socially ostracize someone. 🙄
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Why did everyone spend two days talking about some kid having Brody choke slam him into the crowd when some other kid nailed a standing fucking backflip literally on the last note of the set? A+.
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I honestly can't wait for Bezos to hit a trillion dollars so I can watch people try to argue with a straight face that it wouldn't be fair to tax his net worth at a 90% rate when that would still leave him with A HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.
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The worst bump took tonight was actually the non-televised one from when she was hyperactively running down the sidewalk pushing her giant suitcase in front of her, caught it on a crack, and went ass over tea kettle right over the top to the pavement.
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Gleeful jokes aside, we all know that the semi-sentient diarrhea heap in a suit will either luck into minimal symptoms or lie about how sick he gets, then brag about how it’s no big deal, right? Either way he’s 100% going to call himself “strong” when discussing it for sure.
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