Bad Dalai Lama

@BadDalaiLama

Wisdom from the Dalai Lama's evil twin. Your antidote to platitudes. Author. Ex Area 51 guy. Travel: - More at URL...

In Exile
Joined September 2010

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  1. The Nash Equilibrium is going to doom us all. ☠️⚰️

  2. If you give someone an expensive gift they didn't earn, they are more likely to abuse you for it than thank you.

  3. 🎧 I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you're not still being an asshole about it.

  4. I don't drink, don't smoke, don't consume caffeine, sports or television, drinking a bland shake for food. What joy can I have in life?

  5. She's so sweet she 💩s 🌈s.

  6. I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that Donald Trump would say such things.

  7. I knew something was wrong when I gave Santa my Christmas List and he didn't even look at it.

  8. On My Bucket List: Dominate the news cycle with my outrageous lies and boorish behavior.

  9. I smell FRAUD AT THE POLLS.

  10. All reality is virtual, but does it matter? You have to work with the best reality you have.

  11. I have a fiduciary responsibility to pay as little tax as possible. I am brilliant in how I do this, mainly by not making much money.

  12. popularity ≠ quality

  13. My appearance with Lester Holt in a 2010 SyFy documentary on Area 51, 4-minute clip:

  14. For someone my age, I'm pretty hip, but there are some things about modern culture I just don't understand. For example: Kardashians.

  15. I declare my independence from caffeine in this new 8-minute YouTube video shot today.

  16. When the woman you called fat 20 years ago comes back for revenge.

  17. Racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, psychopathic narcissist.

  18. The main disability of narcissism is the inability to judge the quality of your own work. You think it's special just because you made it.

  19. Florida is a state Perfectly optimized For the breeding Of mosquitoes

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