Bad Jokes Bear

@BadBritishJokes

A bear is telling jokes. How can that be?

A pub by the woods
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2013.

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  1. What does cheese say when it sees itself in the mirror? Halloumi!

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  2. prije 1 sat

    What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt. 😸♀️

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  3. prije 2 sata

    What’s brown and full of holes? Swiss shit. 🙄😉😝😸

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  4. prije 8 sati

    What’s brown and rhymes with “Snoop”? Dr Dre. 😼

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  5. prije 9 sati

    What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

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  6. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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  7. What’s black and white and red all over and can’t get out of a lift? A nun with a spear through her head. 😁

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  8. What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper. 😸🤕😬♀️👅

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  9. What’s green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table. 👋😬😯

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  10. What’s grey and can't climb trees? A car-park. 👅👋🤣😼

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  11. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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  12. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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  13. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 😐

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  14. What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip.

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  15. What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. 🤷

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  16. What's purple and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath.

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  17. They recently found a mummy in Egypt, covered in chocolate and nuts. Apparently it’s Pharaoh Rocher. 🤡😶

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  18. My old man was one never to go down without a fight. That’s why I’ll never get in a lift with him again. 👅

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  19. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot? Stu.

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  20. What do you call a man with no limbs and no tongue on the wall? Tasteless Art. 😶♀️

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