Terrible Networker

@BadAtNetworking

I got my CCNA in like two weeks so yeah I'm pretty good. I run a datacenter for some kind of bank I think.

Joined July 2013

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  1. Jan 18

    sooooooo apparently my boss follows me on Twitter. he was waiting for me at my desk and now I have to spend the whole day cleaning the utility rooms with no PC. :( (at least I managed to get Twitter working on the old security control system. had to install a bunch of updates)

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  2. Jan 16

    If this gets 100 RTs I'll deploy a non-peer-reviewed change to our core routers at 5pm this Friday

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  3. 21 Dec 2018

    My boss disabled my LDAP account during the change freeze due to last year's misunderstanding. That's okay though, there's only a few tiny changes I need to make and I found the username & password for the firewalls in an old text file. Always keep backups!

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  4. 14 Nov 2018

    Ugh I forgot about the holiday change freeze next week. Now I have to go back and mark all these maintenance requests as emergencies.

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  5. 16 Oct 2018

    "Why don't you just run STP?" WHY DON'T YOU STOP PLUGGING IN CABLES THAT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE

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  6. 9 Oct 2018

    Anyone else have trouble logging into Google+ this morning?

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  7. 5 Oct 2018

    My boss saw the pile of servers I took apart and this morning and asked me if my resume was up to date. I totally forgot to put this on there! He's always looking out for me. 😃

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  8. 4 Oct 2018

    Phew! It took all day but I personally disassembled every one of our servers to check for malicious chips. Can't be too careful after the Supermicro news. Anyway, I'm beat. Gonna call it a night and get to work putting everything back together first thing tomorrow.

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  9. 18 Sep 2018

    Why do people say naming things is hard? Names are everywhere! All my routers are named after Simpsons characters, and firewalls are zodiac signs (except I have Aquarius1 and Aquarius2 because there are 13). Also you can use foods.

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  10. 9 Jul 2018

    See boss? Technically I *didn't* touch that fiber before the link went down.

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  11. 20 Jun 2018

    Can anyone recommend a network monitoring tool with a nice and colorful UI? Ours is always so... red. Ugh.

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  12. 12 Jun 2018

    Hold up. Why is it called a SUBMARINE cable if they use a boat to install it? That doesn't make any sense.

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  13. 8 Jun 2018

    Boss gave me a box of old hard drives to toss. "Make sure they're sanitized first" he says. I used like two and a half bottles of Purell, should be good. Seems like a waste though.

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  14. 24 May 2018

    My coworkers get praised for completing projects a week before their deadline, but I start a maintenance just four hours early and get chewed out.

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  15. 16 Oct 2017

    Hahaha everyone's freaking out about this huge WPA2 vulnerability. Glad I stuck with WEP

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  16. 18 Sep 2017

    No really though

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  17. 12 Sep 2017

    Guys I probably shouldn't even post this but I met a guy who sent me the code to get *EVERY POSSIBLE SSN* in the world. Crazy!!!

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  18. 11 Sep 2017

    10GE: 10 Gbps using two strands of fiber 40GE: 4x10GE (eight strands) 25GE: 2.5x10GE (five strands) 50GE: 100GE in half-duplex

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  19. 21 Aug 2017

    Got my solar eclipse glasses just in time! Weird that one lens is red and the other is blue but whatever, I'm excited!

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  20. 7 Jul 2017

    It bugs me that the maximum value you can hold in 8 bits is 255. Why don't they just let you use a 2 for the last bit to get the full 256?

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