any time i say something that rhymes on accident, i have to actively repress the desire to follow it up with "...so says Mr. Stewart"
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When you post a .gif that people start liking and your TweetDeck notifications turn into a nightmarepic.twitter.com/tn24QCknFG
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I now unironically want a sinner's sandwhich
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Thanks for noticing me Nick!
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don't hold back
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Within you burns a fire, fueling your great desire, to do a cute little rhyme, but you holds your tongue... this time. So says Mr. Stewart.
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no you gotta say "i'm a poet and i didn't even know it"! lol
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You should try this wonderful lunch
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Oh no now I want to do that
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