i'm so hung over… i need like… gatorade ramen
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This is literally some kind of record for horrifying tweets. STOOOOOOOOOP!
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I know right? Don't break the noodles before you put them in!
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i....thought the spoon was a corn dog
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This is more drunk than box wine. It's also more broke than box wine... I'm gonna sit over here with my box wine and feel superior.
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I have never been this drunk nor this high, and... now that fact makes me sad
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What did I ever do to you?
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