i've eaten a downright disturbing amount of celery in the past 30 minutes
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Also, I'm getting lots of notifications for your vegetable pun tweet. I need to squash it because it's beyond the kale.
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It's a UK reality TV show. A bad one, despite the title.
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the sound bite from like the intro to that show where some old british man is going "im a celebritay!" will always be stuck in my head
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