i just about spat out my waterpic.twitter.com/PEa2ylVcN8
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I'm half tempted to wake my partner up to tell them this
クッキー means cooky or cookie, the english translation just fucked it up
OH NOOOOOOO
what the fucky is a cucky?
The face when you return home and discover the love of your life has defiled your marriage bed with another.pic.twitter.com/RRyeExxf99
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