it's a great idea! like Majestic: 2017 Edition. but man the wording on that ad is hilarious
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I heard about these, apparently you gotta sign a bunch of waivers and people show up outside your house, make threatening phone calls etc.
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that combines my favourite activities, signing things and getting threatened
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"our customer base is collapsing, everyone is dying the first month" *ceo type person dramatically drinks from juicero bag* "whhaaaaaaat??"
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Omg I need this in my life
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