i live for these moments where you feel deeply in sync with your fellow human beingspic.twitter.com/ObTzwI8HB8
1.5 million human beings who not only fell asleep on the couch next to a bottle of ranch, but were unashamed of posting about it online
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"fell asleep" is an *interesting* way of phrasing "passed out"
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coukd just be one human who has done it 1.5 million times, you don't know
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I...hmm. This is less relatable now I think.
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1.5 million human beings WROTE about it. How many millions more experienced it? This is a global epidemic.
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you never shame victoria for mayonnaise again
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So don't leave us hanging. Can you still eat it?
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You're supposed to chug it in one sitting.
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