1.5 million human beings who not only fell asleep on the couch next to a bottle of ranch, but were unashamed of posting about it online
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well the fact that he's somehow survived all that at least makes me feel better about this salad i'm eating rn
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hit that ranch nick
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don't take any chances, that stuff is radioactive
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my college roommate and I filled condoms with ranch we left out overnight and threw them out of our 8th story window.
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Somehow you reminded me of this song from my childhood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs …
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