watch this video and imagine you're an alien and this video is the only surviving evidence of humans as a specieshttps://youtu.be/f4FR0dvBXFk
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mmm some nice stickbiscuits
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The starburst apple still fucks me up. It'd be so sticky
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it's specifically the "apple" part of the metaphor. it's so visceral
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it would explain our downfall.
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Aliens: Oh hey... it's Dan... that's where we left him.
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Somewhere in the future an alien is squeezing a bag of fig Newtons paste into its mouth(s?) and exclaiming how cultured it is.
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The nihilism you have to subscribe to in order to make and eat a starburst apple...
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