tips for dating me: well, i remember every word of every conversation i have ever had with anyone, and plz *never* touch me while i'm eating
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tips for daring me: *never* ask me if i've "seen" barry lyndon. of course i've seen barry lyndon. i will die if i try to talk about it
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i ain't got time to *read* all this typing i do
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