eye doctor: "okay now look straight" me: "i get worse at that every day but ok"
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If you, Nick Robinson, come out as bisexual my soul will leave my body from sheer happiness
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lgbt icon
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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One or Two?
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this is the single most relatable thing youve ever said
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*squares shoulders, furrows brow, spits at something*
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sounds fake but ok
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